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YOUR MOM, IN BED, SMOKIN A JOINT,CHATTIN WITH GUYS ON MYSPACE, YOU LIKE IT!

Mary Putnam Henck Intermediate School (MPH)

History Some chick named Mary totally, like, founded this school. So in um...some time in the 1900's the school was, uh, built. and kids who couldn't afford to live in the city moved up here, totally got educated here. So it still stands, dooooooooooooooood.

Da Otha Important Stuff

I am/was a student who went here, and guess what? It's a great school...FOR POT SMOKERS! THESE KIDS ARE LOOOOOAAAADDDDEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!! The faculty...is not so good at that sort of thing, are you a druggy? Come here yo! Guess what eles, THERES PIMPS AND HOES! Like the cheerleaders who are the future sluts of America, and the football players who a gunna knock up some chick in a few years.

The Teachers

Teachers are total niggs! Mrs. Phillips is FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT! Heres a direct quote from Mr.Sullivan:

"solve for X, x equals the amount of kids Michael Jackson screwed in one year"

Mr. Esquer, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BEANER!

Mr. Shuster, IS ONE MOTHA FUCKIN PEDIFILE! He totally smacked a girls ass while wearing sunglasses [poor Holly]

Mrs. Schneider, first of all, shes a tranny, second, she hates Christians, she totally ripped a cross of a a boys neck, roared, and ate it, and farted it out later

Mr. Turner, or motha fuckin principal, looks like a toucan nigg.

Mr. Smith, i swear that man must get 20 boners a day.

Mrs. Klopher, she must have Bi-Polar, one second "great work" other second, "STOP TALKING YOU LITTLE BEANERS!"

Mr. Garrison, poor man, he deals with retards.

Conclusion

If you think our school sucks, think again bitch.