User talk:Vanillasoftserve

Tristan Landry became the best sperm in just one attempt of a race. He has held the title for almost 16 years now. After winning the race Tristan took a 9 month victory lap, and gained 10lbs.

At the age of 6 Tristan had established himself as one of the superstars in Boys & Girls Club Basketball. Later in his career Tristan stopped getting along with his teammates, but in his final year helped his team win the championship. At a cost however, he cracked his wrist about a 1/2in-1in taking a charge. But the championship was worth it.