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Itchamous Backamous
Itchamous Backamous is a serious illness mainly affecting males from the age of 18 - 40 years of age. The main symptoms comes from the name. Itchamous which is latin for "Itchy" and Backamous translates loosly to a mans back.

Symptoms
Symptoms of this grave illness are often ignored by the largely selfish female population.

1. Increased anxiety

2. Frustration at female population

3. Incredibly Itchy back

Diagnosis
Clinical diagnosis of Itchamous Backamous a history of back itchyness of at least three days. Observation of increased anxiety is also diagnostic of measles.

Alternatively, laboratory diagnosis of Itchamous Backamous can be done with confirmation of positive scrathamous antibodies or isolation of scrathamous RNA.

Treatment
There is no known cure to Itchamous Backamous. A patient can be helped through the pain and trauma of this ailment with light back scratches in the evening for at least 20 minutes.