User talk:Vegetablelover

Davie, a newer resident to the area, has a reputation around town. Davie acquired two dogs before moving. One even shows his love by peeing on you, if you touch him. He recently moved into the subburbs from the hood. He married his beautiful wife not long ago. She was disappointed, to find that the rumors were true. His shlong was less than average, only about 5 inches. Davie disputes the rumors and often calls himself 'footlong'. However, his actions have been less than profitable in his tango sessions. One acquaintance recently showed Davie his love by gently snapping a photo of himself with a wine bottle. This acquaintance also loaded the photo to Davie's new laptop. We are still unsure of the origin to this behavior. Davie has assured us it was not an attempt to tarnish his reputation. However, he has also not been able to remove the image from his memory. Davie, if you read this... smooches.