User talk:VersaceTissue

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Hello, VersaceTissue, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the hot dogs I sent you. My wife made them especially for you. If you add some ketchup, mustard, relish, and onions then it'll taste like fucking heaven. Thanks again for trying those hot dogs.

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Hello, and welcome to Pornhub.com. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as User:VersaceTissue, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. The page has been nominated for deletion, in accordance with Wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion.

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