User talk:Vishnu ghimire

This is a real story of a young college girl whopassed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on thephone. You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact shealso changed her SIM cardfrom Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She used spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family kn ew about their relationship. Shankar is still very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told herfriends. "If I pass away please burn me with my cellphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, people couldnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result was still the same. They jus could not lift the body. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbours, who could speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then herfriends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom..... Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stopthis nonsense".Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking.Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.He & his master worked for 5 hours.Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...Hutch has the best coverage. Where ever you go, the network follows!!!

Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who sent me this mail....so what you can do...you should also forward this mail to all your near and dear ones...and enjoy...like i enjoyed.

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs :

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise :

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist :

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



By vishnu ghimire