User talk:VitaminwaterXXX

a.k.a. Big Jobin, Jospeh Mentzer, Whore, Turd Burgler, and Butt munch.
For a close up pictures look here...

http://blog.villageorigin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween-costume.jpg

The Sass Vendor. put in a dollar and click any number. C4, A2, B7, all the same results, grade A cream of the crop, from the only sass master. You can't get finer stuff anywhere else. Jobinn, established in May of 1992 received the reputation of a turd burgler for stealing black babies in the fall on 97'. This lucky female loves nature, long walks on the beach, dancing in the rain, and a nice piping hot bowl of sass. Originally nicknamed the sass meister, Joebin ran off at age 9 to live among other female activists. After leaving his fellow mormon sisters at age 13 he decided it would be best if he cut his hair and turned joespina into jose and later into jobine.

Currently attending one of the most prestigious colleges in the country, Joebun further extends his knowledge, practicing medicinal sass, therapeutical sass, and even social sass. Currently undergoing harassment from the military due to his expertise, he refuses to join the military as a weapon of sass destruction. His influences reach as far as Cambodia, where researchers attempt to recreate the powerful sassy comments of Jubin the Butt Muncher as a form of energy to replace nuclear power and fossil fuels such as oil. The newly found source of sassy energy is hard to control and researches have yet to unravel the mysterious ways of joekun and his sassy ways. it is said that anyone who comes within a mile radius of sassy Joe while on one of his rampages that they will deduce a sickness similar to radiation poisoning due to the powerful sass waves that radiate from Sassy "vending machine" Joe.