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Articles for deletion nomination of PaperBack (software)
I have nominated PaperBack (software), an article that you created, for deletion. I do not think that this article satisfies Wikipedia's criteria for inclusion, and have explained why at Articles for deletion/PaperBack (software). Your opinions on the matter are welcome at that same discussion page; also, you are welcome to edit the article to address these concerns. Thank you for your time.Please contact me if you're unsure why you received this message. Joe Chill (talk) 21:45, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of PaperBack (software)
Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as PaperBack (software), to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion by adding  to the top of the page that has been nominated for deletion (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag), coupled with adding a note on the talk page explaining your position, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Lastly, please note that if the page does get deleted, you can contact one of these admins to request that they userfy the page or have a copy emailed to you. Joe Chill (talk) 01:58, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Paperback is a hoax
Regarding the comments you left on my talk page: do you take us for idiots? This program is obviously a hoax. Even without the statement on the "official website" (about how the program is a joke) which proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt, it would still be an obvious hoax. The program claims to be able to store data on paper by printing out a page with a bunch of tiny little dots which, presumably, represent bits of data. Then, the program claims to be able to scan the page in order to retrieve the data. Seriously, how stupid do you think we are? Do you realize how much random noise is introduced by printing and scanning a document? Have you ever faxed a document and noticed how many little dots are added to the page when it gets to the far end? All of the little dots of "data" that you printed out on the page would be completely lost with just one cycle of printing and scanning on a typical printer and scanner. I commend you for your perseverance in perpetrating this hoax, but unfortunately, you have failed. talk 11:57, 3 December 2009 (UTC)