User talk:Weebob The Great

This is "Weebob The Great". If your reading this you probably don't know who this is. So in all fairness I'll tell you my real name. Its James Aaron Elswick. But I Just go by Aaron. It seems like it would be a mouthful to say JAMES AARON ELSWICK GET OUT OF THE WAY OR YOU'LL BE CRUSHED BY THAT FALLING CHANDELIER!!!!! So, in the interest of self preservation I have shortened the phrase by shortening my name. You probably will find yourself thinking, through the duration of the article, Why do I care that a person who calls himself Weebob's real name is Aaron. Answer: You probably don't care, but you are obviously bored enough with the internet to be reading Wikipedia articles, so please continue reading in the interest of knowledge about your fellow man. Now, I won't give you my entire life story, firstly, because I'm fairly positive you don't care, secondly, I'm a rather ghastly story teller. I am slightly hyper when it comes to explaining something I'm interested in (I am VERY conceited), which often leads to the omission of valuable information. Like, The "Jordan" I was kissing was a girl, and, "Love" is a very delicious candy I enjoy making, so please don't hit me I didn't know she was taken. While only one of those statements was fully true, I think you probably get the point. Seeing as I've already wasted valuable time making light jokes that hold no value as far as knowledge goes, I'll tell you how the name Weebob The Great came up (Not that you care I think we've established) I was in fourth grade and a rather popular game called Tactics Arena had gained the interest of many of my friends. As, I'm sure, you've derived so far, I was never exceptionally popular. This game was a strategy game and took a little skill. I was very good. But the requirement of the game was that you needed a special name to play your own account. So I decided to create a special name at that moment that would hopefully stick with me so I'd never have to think about it, and also I might be able to build a certain popularity that could, maybe, carry to other games. In fourth grade it seemed very possible. So i decided on Weebob. This was basically just decided on a whim. It has no particular meaning, so if you were expecting one......sorry i guess. I didn't add "The Great" until about sixth grade. I want to be truly great someday, so i figured I'd speak that into existence. Don't misunderstand my meaning of "great" though. I mean "truly" great, in the sense that J.F.K was great, or Jesus or Ceaser. I want to be so great, that any time my Name is mentioned an entire debate comes up, or when I die I want people to make cruel sideways jokes about me, and the way I died. That's basically how the name came up. If you have any questions call me or give me a message or something. I suppose if all u wanna do is chat because I seem like an intelligent fellow, then that would be nice as well. I'm always looking for someone to talk to. You'll find that I'm pretty awesome.

I also understand that many people will probably attempt to sabotage this article. I'm fine with that. They could only make it more interesting. If I'm lucky I'll end up glowing in the dark and breathing fire.

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