User talk:Werewolf5792

May 2010
Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at F-35 Lightning II, you may be blocked from editing. William Avery (talk) 09:14, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

F-35 funney UK adons
this is not real and just for fun. The Uk will be purchasing 32 F-35B's from america

The Uk will also be making several adjustmants to the F-35B version of the air craft, these will mostly be weapons, weapon systems and type of pilot. The RAF claim it is to make sure they keep their air supremasy and their FTW factor they have been keeping alive so far with the red arrows. Simon Cowell is very impressed with the RAF's plans and is trying to convince th other Britains got talent judges, yet Amanda Holden does not need much convining after that night she spent with Capt Andy Lee and Air Marshal Jesus Christ. Such additions to the F-35 armamanet include a self destruct under pilots seat, a teddy bear, internal smoke grenades, a  portable howitzer, Hitler’s tooth brush, anti parachute parachute, homemade cookies and one big mama jama. The navy have aslo added a gay dar so they can identify other Royal Navy aircraft. The F-35 due to the RAF's adjustmants also require a certain type of pilot, so far we know that the pilot has to have a Kamakazi nature as he will be flying without a parachute and a bomb under his seat. As an added insult to the BNP after they got destroyed in the recent election a whole squardron is going to have a custom paint job wih a picture of Nick Griffin on the tail and a Hitler pencil Moustache under the nose of the aircraft. The RAF is also adding a FUJ (F*** you Jerry) program into thier aircraft which will result no matter where in the world if the aircraft gets shot down it will always land on Germany, the RAF claim this to be a FTFOI (for the fun of it) policy which they have been meaning to impliment since Germany became a country again.