User talk:WhiffleThePirate!

Wikipedia has banned WhiffleThePirate! and his IP. Apparently WP prefers to accept contributions from professionals who advertise and promote quack cures in its entries on alternative medicine to those of parties who while never simultaneously employing multiple handles or engaging in sock puppetry offend the tender egos of 'editors' and 'administrators' who prefer to maintain WP as the unreliable sack of trivia which has come to make a mockery of its stated aspirations.

Perhaps in time a forked effort will succeed where children (of all ages) fail.

WhiffleThePirate! 17:58, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

I made a simple point: There was no valid reason under Wikipedia criteria for this block. I am not here to curry favor. You need to stop drinking the KoolAid. WhiffleThePirate! 22:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)