User talk:Whitethunder0764

Well to start off I would just like for all personel to know that Whitethunder is by far one of the coolest people in the world. He makes good grades, is good at football, and is quite the ladies man. If anyone were in dying need of advice they would go to Whitethunder. He is just that cool. I recall one time that even president Bush asked Whitethunder for advice and you know what Whitethunder told him....nothing (keep in mind this advice was before Mr. Bush was elected president). Due to the impact this advice had taken on Mr. Bush, he was inspired to run for president. He now has two terms under his belt. Whitethunder doesn't only deal with politics. He also gets along great with sports. For example, Lawerence Taylor asked Whitethunder how to be the baddest linebacker of all time and Whitethunder simply replied with "break". LT went on breaking Joe Thiesmans leg in half. Lawerence Taylor is now in the hall of fame as the baddest linebacker alive. Whitethunder also came up with the slogan "vote or die". Most pop stars eventually got together and decided that since Whitethunder was the coolest person alive the slogan was hip enough to get younger adults to vote. It worked. So just to let you know, this article is about one thousandth of all the acomplishments Whitethunder has really acclaimed.