User talk:Wikiweirdo

Wikiweirdo is the Wikipedia user name for a 14-year-old boy called Dhruba Basu who resides in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. Dhruba is an ardent cricket fan and a ferocious reader who LOVES animals, drinks a lot of Hills Bros Double Mocha Cappuccino and Amul Kool Kafe and spends a lot of his time trying to convince his mother to let him grow his hair long. he is currently 5'5", and, hopefully, growing taller by the day, 47 kg, and, thankfully, does NOT wear glasses, the only male in his family not to do so. he believes that he bears a striking resemblance with JK Rowling's fictional protagonist, Harry Potter, except for the part about the glasses. He (both Dhruba and Harry) is (not 'are') short (this refers to Harry's physical condition prior to the sixth book), thin, speedy (Dhruba can cross 100 m in 14 seconds, which is pretty OK, and is = his age) and famous (Dhruba hopes this article will make him so). Rowling is, incidentally, Dhruba's favourite author, followed by James Oliver Rigney, Jr, better known as Robert Jordan, writer of the Wheel of Time series, Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, better known as PG Wodehouse, or Plum, James Herriott, better known as a vet (no, this is not true), and Douglas Adams, better known as an aetheistic comic blabbermouth.

Dhruba listens to a number of bands ranging across a medley of genres. His favourites are Linkin Park (a number of his schoolmates hee-haw in a very donkey-ish sort of way, he tells us, at him for liking this "crappy band", but rock-like Dhruba adheres to his principles), Dream Theatre, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, Oasis, Creed and Blink 182. He is the proud owner of a white iPod Nano, which exhausted its memory at 328 songs, whereas his computer has 350, which is not much by his friends' (again, we refer to the hee-hawing humanoids) standards, but, he stresses, contains all the songs he needs, 68 of which, he proudly asserts, are those of Linkin Park. He himself indulges in percussion, and plays adeptly the drums, bongos, congos and a veritable plethora of other dubious musical "instruments", varying from tabletops to modems. He manages this by simply drumming his often long-nailed fingers on the above named objects.

Dhruba is apt to be irresponsible, disorganized, irritable (with those whom he knows well), impatient, non-cooperative in groups, slightly talkative and faineant. However, he is understanding, helpful, generous to a degree, loyal, adaptable, genial, and surprisingly tolerant at times. He is immensely funny (sardonically, wryly as well jus-kiddin) at times, prides himself on being able to hide his emotions perfectly (this we attribute to his prodigious acting capabilities), intelligent, and has quite an astonishing vocabulary.