User talk:Wildcard989

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Please review the rules before making edits
Your edits seem to be against the spirit of wikipedia, plus making fun of people who stutter isn't really that funny. The chusets thing was funny though. However jokes are much more appropriate on the talk pages of an article and they are less likely to be reverted.

Perhaps being a guest writer on The Onion would be be a better use of your talents than editing wikipedia.

However, you've got some serious competition. See the following:
 * Story 1
 * Story 2
 * Story 3
 * Story 4

Fredsmith2 16:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)