User talk:Willsmithiscool1234

Jessica Simpson recently got her legs torn off my a magical flying fire breathing laser eye shooting unicorn named Paul the stallion, as it said on his circuit city name tag. But, then out of the blue comes Jason Lee from the hit show "My Name is Earl". He quickly acted in CPR and nursed her back to health and taught her to walk on her hands and stand on her head and do some crazy break dance moves some called the baby freeze and another called the tip toe, or as she calls it the tip finger because she lost her legs. Because of all the paparazzi they moved to Texas and started under the name Pearl and Clam. But the unicorn just bought a house in Guatemala and started under the name of Benetta Encarta. But then quickly acted in moving to Texas to reach its revenge on Jessica(Pearl) and Jason(Clam) but then help then raise a little Ubangi child to start a family. But then the unicorn Benetta tragically died in a drag racing accident. So it was up to Jason and Jessica to raise the baby they like to call Carl pilot cardigans or "Smelly" but we hope they do alright and I hope they raise little Smelly to have good hygiene and to never, EVER, trust a unicorn who works at Circuit City. Willsmithiscool1234 (talk) 01:26, 6 February 2009 (UTC)