User talk:WooHooWarrior

Hello. I am a little known about super hero. my name is the WooHoo Warrior. I fight the most vile, demented, absolutely inhumane evil there is. Yet I don't ask for praise or admiration. All I want is to save people's lives, or at least stop them from being brainwashed. Yes, that's right. Brainwashed by something hideous. The evil I fight is ... "sell fones". Sell Fones are horendous creatuers that attach themselves onto innocent people's ears. They slowly take over the victim's brain and make them do disturbing things such as talk about their rashes in public or say "like" three times in every sentance. And now, sell fones are taking over people's fingers, stopping them from having any conversations whatsoever with their friends or spending any quality time with their family. So whenever I see a poor soul who's been brainwashed by sell fones, I believe it's my duty to try and help, whether by running up and breaking their glasses, or simply karate chopping them in the head. But I fear I'm too late. The sell fones have taken over so many people's brains that most people see me as a crazy freak who needs to be put in an asylum. Only I know the truth. I hope that I can win the war against sell fones and save the next generation from being brainwashed, but I can't do it alone. Not Alone...

Why Team Jacob Is Better
Team Jacob is obviously the right choice between the two. Why anyone would be Team Edward, I have no clue. (Hey, that rhymed!) I even have some sound reasons why Team Jacob wins, hands down. First of all, Jacob is much more fun than Edward. Let me remind you that Edward brings constant pain to Bella, the girl he claims to be in love with. I have no idea why Bella took Edward back when she could have Jacob. JACOB!!! He's big. He's hunky. He has a sense of humor. He's not nearly as serious as that stupid Vampire. Jacob is a lively, cheerful person who saves Bella's life more than Edward ever did. (It was Edward's fault that Bella needed saving in the first place, might I remind you)