User talk:WorshipBob

This Is The Story Of Bob

At the beginning of time there was God. He created Bob. After that he created heaven and hell. Upon seeing these Bob decided, "I want to build a heaven just like God!" So, using all the materials available to him he started to build a fake heaven (which later became known as Bobland 1). After about a week he wasn't getting very far. So he started to walk down the street dejectedly until, by chance, he discovered God's wallet!!! This made him really happy! So he went away and bought and amusement park and named it BOBLAND! This was a very attractive possibility to do after you did and it had lots of handy features like: 1) you can't die. 2) You can't get fat. And so-on. So he waited for something to come but realized, "No-one will come because they're is no-one!" So he used an Etch-A-Sketch and made people (However God tweaked them up a little to be more realistic) and thus came, man. So how do we worship Bob? Well it is quite simple. We have all the knowledge to do it right now. So then how do we do it? Easy! By sleeping! Yes, sleeping. When one goes to sleep (this only counts to people who know about Bob and have told themselves that they worship him) we pray to him unconsciously. No, not in a homosexual way, however there is nothing wrong with that. And where is Bob now? Well, currently Bob resides in bobland. He sits up in his "Really Super Tall Mega" Tower and spots out evil-do-ers. Then he calls for the "Big Metal Hand In The Sky" who goes down, finds the evil-do-er and picks him/her/it up by the head. Him/her/it is then taken over to the ocean and upon arriving the victims head is squeezed until it pops and the body falls into the ocean....            So that is the full, complete story of Bob.