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Mikhail "THE HAMMER" Morgan
Mikhail "THE HAMMER" Morgan

Born March 9, 1984, Hammer has led quite a successful life at the tender age of only 24. The founder of "MM&A" (Micheal Morgan and Associates) has been known for his dominating demeanor and recently has become the co-creator of a whole new breed of beer pong. An avid football enthusiast, Hammer has been buffing helmets for a number of years giving him endless experience points and awarding him with the "Helmet Buffer of the year" (the highly acclaimed H.B.O.T.Y.) in 2001, 2002, and 2003, the only dynastic run since the creation of the award. Though Hammer's corperation is considered to be the youngest threat to fortune 500 companies, his former cooridinator of douchebatic affairs has been climbing the corperate ladder after severing all ties with MM&A and offering a the same product just accross the street from MM&A. While it is still unclear as to what exactly this product is, we do know that you can go to either building and talk to them or their associates personally during regular business hours. In the June edition of THE LUND REPORT, Hammer simply commented, "He can climb the corperate ladder all he wants, Sandy's tongue still climbs my" and was then punched in the face by the head of DS&A.