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Bee Sticking it's Butt in your eye while your really stoned theory

Have you ever woke up in the morning with "pink eye" as they call it? Well, my friend named Jenfer sure has. That's when the theory of the bee sticking it's butt in your eye when you're really stoned theory!

If you have the following symptoms, this could have happened to you: -swollen pink eye that makes you look slightly like your flying a kite, and enjoying it at that. -you have a bold, almost confused look in your eye that's slightly arrousing. -the only thing you remember from the night before is a bee talking to you in a harsh tone. -there is a sticky note on your cereal bowl that reads, "Hi, i'm raymond! I stuck my butt in your eye! -signed Raymond the Bee. -you feel the slight erge to slap a toad in the ear.

Take the precautions necessary to keep bees out of your home while you sleep by checking all windows and cotton swabs before you go to sleep. And don't get high during bee season...that's when they're rowdy son bitches.