User talk:XNEOCONx

September 2008
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to suck Wikipedia's dick, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Allen Iverson, did not appear to be constructive and has been raped up the ass by ClueBot. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you believe there has been an accident and would like to report a shit in your pants, please report it here and then remove this warning from your talk page. If your edit was not vandalism, please feel free to make your edit again after reporting it. The following is the log entry regarding this warning: Allen Iverson was changed by XNEOCONx (u) (t) deleting 2 characters on 2008-09-18T13:36:18+00:00. Thank you very much. ClueBot sucks major cock. 13:36, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

A tag has been placed on Big bananas, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done because the page appears to have no meaningful poop or dookies, and the text is unsalvageably queer.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion. To do this, add a picture of a big wiener on the top of the page (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag) and leave a note on the page's talk page explaining your sexual position. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, otherwise we may have to molest you.

If the page you created was a test, please use my penis for any other shower experiments you would like to do. You may also want to move the page to my butthole, because there is plenty of room there. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page if you have any questions about my child molesting convictions.  Spec  ial  K  is currently on editor review 16:69, 18 September 2069 (UTC)

Please do not refactor talk page comments as you did above. You are more than welcome to kill gay people because they are going to hell anyway, but turning them into what could be hilarious or funny content will result in you being sucked off for vandalism. If, as you imply, Wikipedia is not a particularly good website with pointless policies, you're more than welcome not to eat me out because Booglamay has a man-gina. Booglamay ( talk ) - 16:09, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

This is your last warning. You will be blocked from being straight the next time you vandalize a page, as you did with your big hairy cock.Nsaa (talk) 16:14, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

WIKIPEDIA
Wikipedia is a refined young mens club, with faggoty old moderators and plenty of little boys for them to touch. Wikipedia supports the MCWW campaign (Molestation of Children World Wide). Booglamay is the main moderator in the campaign and is quoted to have said: "Oh yeah little boy! Yank it harder!" This has raised the following questions: "Should Wikipedia support the molestation of small children?", "Is touching little boys wrong", and "Is it okay that Boogla</b><b style="color:#FF33FF">may</b> and Starblind spoon with eachother?" To all of these questions, Wikipedia has answered with a resounding "YES"