User talk:XREALstephx

Hello everyone!

my name is Stephanie, or Ann, or @MamaxWolf or @GIRLMOSHISGROSS or...

Let me tell you about my life. Everything before the age of 18 is pretty blurry because of my many alien abductions and bouts with various cancers and super aids. but let me tell you..after that i have lived more lives than all of you combined!

I joined the navy when i was just 18, i fell in love with a navy guy and got enganged..ended up pregnant, my love died in action, RIP unknown soldier, i never knew your name, than i left the navy, got back home, my gang found out i was pregnant and GANG BANGED RAPED me, causing me to lose my love child.

I then had to hide out from my gang because i mysteriously had X's tattoo'd under my eyes. that i later had removed... so i joined the motorcycle gang sons of anarchy for protection. later i had to give back all my patches due to my new love, and then i had to choose between him and the motorcycle gang. i chose him

I was a professional skateboarder for Creature.

Once when i was in Hollywood, i saw haley willaiams and chadball and chad winked at me, but haley didnt see..

source of the force of the force (im the original jedi...yes girls can be jedi's they can also mosh "girlmoshgtfo")

i have man hands and ugly feet and im anywhere between a size 2 and 15. im also 5 feet tall, and a size 5 shoe when my toes arnt broken.

i worked the docks and controlled the ships in the ship yard. my car is from the 1940's not the 1950's...but i am not exactly sure what year.

i was in a hardcore/ rockabilly band called coldplay from boston. My favorite song we ever recorded was called yellow.

Then i decided to go to med school on my dads military college fund, then i decided the next week i wasnt in med school, then the next week i was in the psych ward "getting my doctor on" when the power went out. finishing my clinicals.

i worked at the san diego zoo for no reason

i worked in my dads record store that i later got fired from for punching customers for spitting racial slurs at. then i owned a shipping/postal store...and to some people i told them it was a wine shipping business.

i started straight edge and px90, or px91 or mxpx90l.

cj wilson, yeah we kinda talk. and he kinda sends me flowers.

i just broke my toes by moving a counter and the hand truck broke. so i took a picture of my cast in the closet.

i also dont have a backbone and i enjoy making fake twitters or asking my friends to make fake twitters because i dont have the balls to stand up to people face to face...oh wait..im not real

please feel free to tell me if i forgot anything about my life.