User talk:XenMon2

Possible improvement over the current article - I'm pretty garbage at formatting tho. I think the current article doesn't capture the order events happen in and is a wee bit too blow-by-blow
Otis Haywood Sr., owner of the Haywood Hollywood horse ranch, trains and handles horses for movies and television. Haywood claims that the unnamed man in the famous The Horse in Motion - Wikipedia The Horse in Motion motion picture was his great-great-grandfather. As the radio announces the disappearance of multiple people Otis Sr. is killed when mysterious debris falls from the sky, with a quarter penetrating through his eyeball. The authorities chalk this up to a freak accident involving a passing airplane while his children Otis "OJ" Haywood Jr. and Emerald "Em" Haywood inherit the ranch. OJ tries to keep the business afloat and maintain his father's legacy, while Em sees it as an opportunity for profit. An effort at continuing their horse training legacy through television commercials falls through when the crew fail to respect the horse and it instinctively lashes out, with the Haywoods being fired as a result.

In financial straits, Otis sells multiple horses to Jupe, former child star and current operator of local carnival "Jupiter Ranch" who has been buying horses for several months and wishes to purchase the entire ranch. At the same time an alien spacecraft begins attacking the ranch, abducting horses and causing power fluctuations. Enticed by the promise of fame and fortune, the Haywoods enlist the help of Angel Torres, a Fry's Electronics technician and UFO enthusiast who installs and monitors camera on their house to capture footage of the spaceship.

It turns out that Jupe's career as a famous child actor ended after the monkey star of the sitcom he starred in, Gordy, went berserk and murdered the entire staff and audience (save Jupe himself) after a balloon popped. In the present day, it is revealed that he is aware of the UFO's presence; it is not an alien spacecraft but a living being itself. Jupe has been feeding it the horses he has purchased from the Haywoods in an effort to tame the creature and exploit it commercially. However, in his first live show the creature, mirroring Gordy, goes berserk - it apparently considers being looked at to be aggressive behavior and eats anyone who lays eyes on it. With Jupe having failed to understand or respect its instincts the UFO devours him and his audience, slowly and gruesomely digesting them alive before ejecting their fluids and inorganic possessions such as change and keys - the same type of debris that killed Otis Sr. - onto the Haywood's house.

Now aware of the UFO's - now dubbed "Jean Jacket" - animalistic nature and habits, the Haywoods, Angel, and terminally ill cinemaphotographer Antlers Holst devise a plan to record and "break" the creature by luring it with TubeMan Tube Men and clogging up its digestive tract with flag lines. Holst is able to record Jean Jacket devouring an unfortunate TMZ reporter but is enthralled by the creature's majesty, deciding that "humanity doesn't deserve the impossible shot" and deliberately provoking the creature into consuming him and the footage. Agitated after inadvertently eating a barbed wire fence while attempting to eat Angel, Jean Jacket greatly expands its size - similar to a PufferFish - revealing that it is not composed of sturdy metal but of a flimsy material similar to Tarpaulin. Jean Jacket attacks Em but Otis distracts it and potentially sacrifices himself; Em is then able to lure the UFO to Jupiter Ranch and release its human-esque balloon mascot. Agitated by the balloon's eyes Jean Jacket attacks and eats it; Em photographs the attack before the balloon pops inside the creature, blowing it apart and killing it. With the creature dead and the picture as proof of its existence, Em sees OJ on his horse outside the park while reporters and police clamber into the park. XenMon2 (talk) 09:11, 23 July 2022 (UTC)