User talk:Xerxein

Fapping Clan, Imperial Legion
Imperial Legion: Title of a highly retarded, multi-faggotry Clan. The "Imperial" title derives from the use of spreading the Clan to multiple levels of stupidity. The "Legion" title derives from the word "lion", but I added some letters to it because I thought that was kind of cool.

How it all started: To start right off, I was simply fapping at some gay porn. I noticed a co-student next to me, also fapping, so we started fapping together. As his weiner looked fairly interesting with that "bat winged" helmet. I asked him to form a clan.

Now believe me, my weiner remains true to one of the tiniest sizes possible, but trust me, I do hope it will grow. I instantly went onto the Japanese/fantasy themed kind of porn which is called Hentai. I instantly became bored of the tireless fapping-to-get-my-weiner-growing, the lack of variety in girls, and the poor excuse of a glowing neon spider fucking Japanese girls without any chance anyways. I soon left the game behind.

I browsed around and came across the site called www.lemonparty.org. This site obviously seemed just as poorly developed. But the fact that your watching old men, primarily laying down, and sucking each other too, means my weiner finally began to grow. However, unlike hentai, this site did not implement variation. The old men are there for ages and they don't change. A few advertisement banners here and there, thats pretty much it. I quickly came to realise that, in the absence of variation, my weiner would attempt to shoot, thus spraying all over my keyboard, which could eventually result into sticky buttons. Sounds exciting right? Well no. But heck, I'm at school, so I stick around.

Written by the Fapper of IL. Lord Xerxein. Just call me X.