User talk:XingJao

Hyung-Chan Moon(Zacharias Lee) has been prohibited from roller skating with a baby in ten states because he was found saving 2 seals from a burning circus tent. His heroic acts gave him the honorable opportunity to meet the president of the United States of America (2001). After this once in a lifetime opportunity, current king of Spain, Michael Patrick Connolly (Vanessa Hudgens) was jealous of this event. So he started a drug cartel that stated that Hyung-Chan was mollesting babies while roller skating.

Three years later, U.S. proved that Hyung-Chan was indeed mollesting babies while roller skating and banned him from doing so. This was absurd news that 'riveted' the whole world. Everyone wanted Hyung-Chan to be innocent because he was their favorite number one asian. Many lawsuits and shakedowns occured after the news. Hyung-Chan was kept hidden in a bunker with several other unknown conspiracy artists.

A year later, Hyung-Chan learned their was a secret scroll hidden within the bunker. He heard the awesomeness of the scroll and wanted it badly. So a war broke out between the Shanglers(Conspiracy artists). One of the leaders Chunapamtas, was told to be the keeper of this scroll. So after months of planning Hyung-Chan revolted against the bunker and demanded the scroll. They would not give him the scroll. Eventually He learned the location of the scroll through torture. He forced his hand inside Chunapamtas's belly. Piercing his skin, he reached his insides and grabbed onto the scroll. Hyung-Chan then learned the ways of their ninja prophecy scroll.

After many years of training, he learned to throw fireballs out of his hands on command. He took his private mystery machine to the president(2014). He was about to blast the new president into the future, but The president informed him, that 2 days after he ran away he was found innocent. Turns out that the person they saw mollesting the babies while roller skating was another asian that just so happens to look like 90% of any typical asian. So they mistakenly accused Hyung-Chan. Happy as Hyung-Chan was, he walked out with the intention of breathing the first breathe of freedom. 2 days later in San Francisco, he was hit by a bus and immediately died because he was deprived of water.

He now lives in columbia running the biggest drug cartel in all of the Shriketeds(RAINBOWS). We must remember him as the most important man of australia when he saved that baby kangaroo from the Giengaphaz(deadly plant). If he was still alive he would say "The disco ball would not shine with a party of 2 but if there were many, one would be chosen to give the O face to the lucky one." He then would say "Big mustache is in the dog lard."