User talk:XoRocker627oX

Penguins are better than Unicorns

Reason 1. Unicorns are mythical creatures...penguins are not they are real. Mythical is just gay. 2. Penguins do not have sparkles. Unicorns poop sparkles, penguins arent homos and dont sparkle! 3. You can never see unicorns! How do you know they are even real if there is no actual proof. Penguins exsist and Unicorns do not. 4.Unicorns have a gay ass horn on their head, its like they are going to charge someone and analy rape them 5. Unicorns fly and leave rainbows behind them. Seriously, rainbows? Thats the sign for gay pride, that makes unicorns gay beyond belief. 6. PENGUINS ARE JUST BETTER!