User talk:Xredsox14x

This user has been awarded Wikipedia's Greatest Person Award. The user has humbly declined to edit all Wikipedia articles to read "Xredsox14x's dong is the biggest anyone has ever seen." He has however accepted the statement as truth, and the claim has been verified as true.

Update: This user wins new award!
Xredsox14x has done it again! After winning the Greatest Person Award a mere week ago, he is now being called America's greatest hero, just over Bill O'Reilly and Tony Snow. Congrats, Xredsox14x!

THE BEASTLY SAVAGE DOES IT AGAIN
Tony Snow said this guy's a beast. It can now be written in the history books; Xredsox14x is awesomely beastly.

REPORT SAYS HE'S 69% BEAUTY
The average American is .04% beauty. The legal limit is .08% (there is no correlation to the alcohol limit, btw). Xredsox14x is 69% beauty. However, he is not being pursued by the law because he is a beast.