User talk:Yelsaeb

Douglas Mallach Douglas mallach is an Australian who pretended to sell high-end computer systems for Hewlett-Packard while secretly writing his first novel I Pastel. In fact, Douglas Mallach still has the laptop he wrote it on because HP forgot to ask for it back, but keep that to yourself. Douglas Mallach put an extra l in his name for Paste because he thought it was an amusing take about marketing and failed to realize everyone would assume he was a pretentious jerk. Hassle, Douglas Mallach’s second novel, was published without any superfluous l’s and sold much better. To help promote his novels, Douglas Mallach wrote the online political game geowar which has been played by over half a million people and is currently causing mallach to drown in e-mail from people who want new features. Douglas Mallach’s third novel, Core be published in 2006. Douglas Mallach was born March 1, 1973, and lives in Melbourne, Australia, where he writes full-time, the advantage being that he can do it while wearing only boxer shorts.