User talk:Ying-Yang-Yong

My Theory of Universal Relativity''

The Universe is an unsettlingly big place. It has an infinite amount of space, therefore it has an infinite amount of suns, therefore it has an infinite amount of planets, do you agree? Now, since not all of these planets are inhabited, a finite number of planets are inhabited. So, anything finite divided by infinity is 0, so, in fact, the population of the universe is zero. Therefore I do not exist, I am a figment of my own twisted imagination. Therefore since I do not exist this statement cannot exist. So what are you reading right now? Is it a figment of your imagination, or my imagination? If it was a figment of my imagination, it would prove you did not not exist. But we have already proved that I do not exist, therefore it must be a figment of your imagination, therefore you are, ipso facto, the sole inhabitant of the imaginary universe. Congrats. So if you are the sole inhabitant of the universe, than who are you seeing around you? It cannot be real people, we have proved this to be true. And since there is nobody else in the universe, shall it be you that rules? Who shall you rule? It is only yourself, and we still haven't prove that you aren't imaginary. So if it is you that rules, you are obviously insane, as you are imagining millions opon billions opon billions more (etc.) people around you in the universe, you should be usurped. Who shall be your successor? Only you. And you again. And with all these political events to deal with with yourself, who shall grow the crops and such? Result: riots among your people (you)due to the lack of food, and so, thanks to you, the entire population of the universe will die out.