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The Pink and Purple Milkshake Cow
The Beggining of the Pink and Purple Milkshake Cow

This cow that is useful in mostly the european and asiatic countries of the world,it originated in 1232, in the small islands of the Phillipenes. It's mostley pink with purple polka dots, it makes delicious rasberry milkshakes, starting from age 1 1/2. These cows grow to be 9 feet long and 1 foot wide.It was a mix between the normal milk cow and the japanese strawberry milk cow. Nobody knows for sure WHY they originated but when and how they originated.

How to make sure your Cow makes Delicious Milshakes

To make c3ertain that yourcow will make perfect milkshakes, you need to ride it daily, for about 3 hours throughyour entire farm and/or all the lnd yu own. You need to brush him or her with a grooming brush, and squeeze its spuutters (the cow's refference to where the shkes come out of), every day and tickle him. It enjoys watching movies ,with their owner. It should act very protective of his or her land but the only way to calm him or her down is to either, make out with your girlfriend or boyfriend in front of it of squeeze its sputters alot. It will feel like when, if you are a girl, your boyfriend keeps on touching you in some inappropriate place and the girl likes it.


 * this cow not recommended for families with young children....