User talk:YouriDjorkaeff

"Ello my little chums"

As you all know i am a fairly prevailant ex proffessionale footballer, now enjoying my retirement. In my lifetime i have seen some amazing sings, sportsmen at the very top of the game, celebrities and world leaders, and ofcourse many of the worlds most fantastiq countries.

Among these countries is England, a country i never worked in as a player, but i have worked on tv as a commentator and critic for canal+ et TNF. Recently i was in London to appear at a charity event, and whilst reading the local entertainment guide i was alerted to an advert for something quite strange................ It read.

Do you struggle through your commute after a long days slog in the office? Do you struggle to perform with any degree of competence whilst attending the W/C on the London underground, where a tri-pod could come in handy? Are you blessed with an unfeasibly large chin?

Then look no further

LET THE CHINPOD 5000 TAKE CARE OFF ALL YOUR TRAVELLING "BUSINESS" WORRIES.

CHINPOD IS NEW, FRESH AND SO USER FRIENDLY EVEN A SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY FAN COULD MASTER IT!

A bold statement indeed

CHINPOD simply straps to the massive appendage (Chinzilla) and acts like a telescopic extension, allowing the user to "P" without say......Fouling ones coat? Both hands are free to handle the goods and the CHINPOD 5000 will take care of the rest.

CHINPOD 5000 is guaranteed to hold you steady even if the train pulls a full emergency stop at full gallop.

CHINPOD has been tested in our labs by a variety of large faced creatures and has stood up to all challenges like a pro.

CHINPOD is synthetic and anti-chaff, and as such is guaranteed to last longer than the average Premiership managers tenure.

CHINPOD really is the modern scientific breakthrough which can change your life, but dont take our word for it, try it yourself, buy one today. It wont stop your train service from being late, cancelled or generally PAP though!

CHINPOD - tomorrows solutions today

WWW.CHINPOD.COM

Zis made me laugh because of its random sillyness, i didnt quite understand it, can any of you elp me?

Zut alors