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Antoni Greek Nose Jackson

Antoni Greek Jackson was born in the back room of the Wood Green haberdashery on the 15th of November 1997. He has 5 children all named after famous race horses and is a distant relative of Michael Jackson. He has many impressive characteristics such as being a compulsive liar and has been linked to many secret organisations such as the illuminati, the SSOSM (Secret Society of Supreme Magicians) and also the Crispy Creme members club. His parents (Judypapadapalops and Derickpapalapalos Jackson) were the main suspects in the JFK assassination, but were later cleared due to insufficient evidence. Antoni was given full ownership of Microsoft by Bill Gates back in 2002 but now only owns 70% of the shares as he gave the other 30% to a homeless man he met backpacking in the Middle East. Ant has to his name many impressive world records including; worlds largest nose, stretching to an impressive length of 20cm, he also holds the record for the highest Call of Duty Zombies round ever achieved, reaching round 247. It is also said that the DNA of the 'Nosey One' has the potential to cure all known diseases that affect man kind, this due to the fact Ant is a descendent of Odin of Asgard. Antoni has many hobbies in life, his favourite being trying to complete Easter Eggs in the real world as well as in Call of Duty, back in 2008 he completed the Easter Egg for immortality. Recently, Antoni has been embarking on a new career in film with his biggest most notable role being Pinokkio in the new non-animated version of the film. A performance which won him an Oscar and the Noble Peace Prize.

In Summary, Antoni Jackson is an amazing person who is loved by millions and he also has a massive nose and makes no sense.

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