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the life and times of Zac Williams
D.I.C - or otherwise known as Zac Williams. Born in Hoover, Alabama in 1991, was the second child of Mr and Mrs Williams. Zac played football, wrestled, and played baseball his whole life until one day on vacation in Hawaii, changed his life forever. Zac was surfing, or at least attempting to surf really badly when out of nowhere a stingray shot him in the forehead with it's stinger. After being assisted to the shoreline a great white shark came on shore and bit both his legs and one ear off. So not only was he paralyzed by the stingray, he was left defensless by the shark who was still hungry for more. The shark returned but instead of feeding on Zac's defensless body, it chose the monkey nearby. Zac was rushed to the nearest hospital, but it was no help. They couldn't understand english. Zac was in trouble, so he performed surgery on himself shortly after regaining his motor functions. He built robotic legs, so now he could run faster than anyone else. With these newly found robotic legs he became the number one prospect of the 757 in football, and was shortly drafted by the New England Patriots. Zac joined the team for the money, but shortly filed rape agains Tom Brady becuase he "touched his pecker." Zac then left the Patriots to play for the Buffalo Bills, which also didn't turn out too well. After running a hand-off for 75 yards, players began to notice Zac's legs were smoking..not a normal thing. They called for cheating and the referee's took Zac into the locker room for a closer look. After examining Zac's legs they realized they were robotic, and shunned him from ever playing in the NFL. Zac returned to his home in Hampton, Virginia, and requested surgery for normal people legs. He then traveled to Wise, Virginia to play football for them, but now being really slow instead of a fast paced runner, he was red-shirted.

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the life and times of Brent Wills
Brent Wills, born in 1992 in the little Isle of Wight County, was born a hippie. He couldn't help is hereditary hippiness, it came from his grandparents. The gene skipped his parents and went straight to him. His mom and dad were two hardworking, loving, caring people, but they could not stand how much of a hippie their son was. So, to straighten up their lovely son, who smelled of must and grease from his dreads, they sent him to military school. Brent spent seven years of his life at an all male institute known as Fork Union Military Academy, or to them called "FUMA." Brent failed the ninth grade three times, which is why he was there for so long, but it did more good than harm for him. See, spending seven years with all males changes a person. It changed Brent, from the inside out. He went from loving flowers and being gay all the time, to a true redneck. Which is why he chose Wise to attend school at after his PG year at FUMA. At Wise, he met some pretty cool people, the coolest of them all was a guy named Zach Ward who is formerly referred to as "TheMan." Zach was the guy you had to know at school if you wanted to know the perfect hangout spots. Even though he was only a freshman, he was basically a junior, because he'd been there for quite some time. Five years to be exact. After meeting Zach, and reuniting with his old buddy from FUMA, Zac number 2, Brent was set and ready to take on college. Brent wasn't the type of guy to go out and party, so Zach brought the party to him. They played COD all night and killed dumb bitches all night. See, Zach was a level 15, meaning he f***ing pwned at Black Ops, and carried Brent everytime they played. Brent leveled up and became a level 2 after 3 weeks of playing. Zach made fun of him and would say, "Not bad for a newb," and Brent would laugh histarically for like, a hour straight. Then they'd go to walmart and Brent would get his haircut and washed by an old lady with a broke hip and a missing finger, because they were in the middle of nowhere. But to Brent, it was just southern hospitality, until shortly later he got HIV from the unstarilized hair clippers the old bitch used. Now, Brent just lays in his room, afraid to infect anyone with his virus, poor Brent.

Shelby
Shelby Lynn Pantel, born December 30, 1993, is the daughter of Ms Crystal Pantel Cosme. Originally from the boring state of Michigan but moved to Virginia, which ended up being a great move. See, Shelby became bestfriends with a girl named Emily, and they spent all their lives together all the way through high school. Shelby went to Menchville High in Newport News and Emily went to Bethel High. Emily knew this guy at Bethel, that was semi popular but very well known throughout school. He played baseball and was called "TheMan" by everybody that knew of him. His name was Zach Ward, and Shelby had a little crush on him. Emily had shown her pictures of him that she had from baseball and yearbook, and the more Shelby saw, the more she liked. So, she got his number, and they began talking. After texting each other for a few days, it became time to meet each other. At first sight, there was an instant connection, and the two of them both felt it. After a few weeks of hanging out, Shelby was feeling wierd about it, because she had just gotten out of a relationship that had lasted about a year. The two stopped talking, Zach was furious, but hurt. He grew more feelings even though he was enraged by the act of leaving him. Soon after, they began talking again, but just as friends. Zach is now a senior at Bethel High, Shelby, being a junior. They always saw each other, and she managed the baseball team, which meant every single day they would get to see each other even if it was for a hour or two. Shortly into the baseball season, they began hanging out again. Zach was leaving for school in the fall, so the two were together as much as possible with Shelby working almost daily at the local pool, and him playing legion baseball almost daily as well. Every weekend, they would get together and watch a movie, a normal date like they used to have. The more they hungout, the more Zach began to realize, he was in love. Nothing was gonna stop him from getting what he wanted, which was her. June, July, and the beginning of August came and went, and it was time for Zach to head off to school eight hours away on the other side of Virginia at UVa Wise. The night he went to see Shelby, there was a sense of sadness in the air, a very heavy atmosphere as if he wasn't coming back the same. Before leaving, the two locked bodies in a deep hug, both crying, but they overcame their fears and went on with their lives. Zach went to school, missing Shelby more and more each day. There was a girl in his class that had the same figure, and hair as her, which made him miss home more. After losing his scholarship, he came home. Things between him and Shelby, seemed very different, but the sense of love was still there. See, Shelby was in love with Zach, as he was with her, but she didn't want a relationship at the time. It was her senior year, drama free, as everyone would want it. Even though he was upset, Zach lived with it. Still in love with her and growing in love with her day by day. He got a job, to pay off the money he owed for college, to pay for college in the spring, and to give him some spending money to make Shelby on of the happiest girls ever. Zach would do anything to make her happy, as long as she was his. He loved her so much, he didn't care what it was he bought, or how much money he spent on her, or what he did to make her happy, as long it was from him, and she knew it was from his heart, it made him happy. See no other girl compared to her in his mind. She made him feel amazing in ways no other girl has ever done before, and he wasn't letting that go. He could have any girl he wanted, but all he wanted was her. This love still continues, and is still growing more and more each and everyday of their lives. zsw<3slp

my love...
From the first time i layed eyes on you, i've had a crush. A crush that grew stronger and stronger. We didn't talk, until a year later, but the wait was well worth it. Government field trip, our idiotic teacher took us to Fort Monroe. You called my name from the back of the bus, and from then on had my attention. We basically spent the day flirting, luckily i got your number, from there my feelings grew. We talked throughout senior year, hungout a couple times, i gave you rides home even. Prom night, i offered to take you when you were alone, even though we didn't go together...we matched perfectly. Our taste in music, almost identical. Your personality is like none other and everyday you seem to amaze me more and more. Your the perfect definition of my type of girl, beautiful smile, amazing eyes, athletic, short, sensitive, sweet, caring, loving, affectionate, i can go on, and on about all the things i like about you and the list wouldn't stop. Every single second i spend with you, i wish was an hour. When were together, nothing can bring me down. The time we spend with each other makes me feel, unexplainable. No other girl has been able to make me feel the way you have, and you've done it in such a short time its stunning. Everytime i see you, every single time no matter the day or hour, i look at the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. Your smile alone makes my day, and all the little things you say to me make me feel complete. The feeling my heart is giving makes me feel as if this isn't going away. and im perfectly fine with that. i dream about you ever night, and think about you all day. im in love...with you. i probably sound crazy, but its the truth. ive never felt this before, it has to be true. im not going anywhere, and im giving my all to make you happy. i love you jazmyne <3 and im always going to be yours, no matter what.

Zachary