User talk:Zachedoniarulez

Disclaimer
Zachedonia is a fictional, idealistic country and all content relating to or concerning any persons(living or dead), place, or event is entirely coincidental. This is also made for entertainment purposes and is also used to express our opinions and is protected by the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States of America. It is for parody purposes only and is not meant to be taken seriously or offensively. We do not claim to own any copyrighted material, and all rights go to their respective owners.

Government
Zach is the ruler and dictator. Period.

Laws and Rules
The land of Zachedonia is governed by the "Geometry CookBook", in which it states the only two laws in all of Zachedonia. The first law being that there is absolutely, in any form, any type of profanity. The punisment for breaking this law is to have your anus ripped from your intestines. It is most painful and gruesome and should never be experienced by anyone. The second law is that no one, can ever divide by zero.

Origin/Mythology
'Zachedonia is said to have been around since the beginning of time and always will be around. The religion,"Mandatorianism" is mandatory in Zachedonia. It is believed to be a cross between Judaism and Scientology with Xenu being the main deity and Moses at his right-hand. Two other minor Gods are Richard: The God of Wisdom, and Ben: The God of Coolness.

Gorilla War
In March of 1955, small Gorilla tribes attacked the borders of Zachedonia. The Gorillas were angry at Zachedonia for conquering their land. On March 8, 1955, the Gorilla leader waged war against the country of Zachedonia and dispatched the Gorilla Army to attack Zachedonia. Zachedonia's warriors were well versed in combat due to the strict training regiment implemented by Zach. Warriors were trained from birth to fight. The war lasted approximately 3 days. Two of which were spent by the Gorillas travelling to Zachedonia. When the gorillas arrived at the gates, approximately 87% of the Gorillas were killed by the Special Operatives platoon of Zachedonia. The fleeing Gorillas were slain before they could reach the Gorilla HQ. The remaining 4%