User talk:Zetro3

WHALE PHOTOGRAPHY
The Zetrons once took over the world, but in 15th century A.D. . They puked out whales one day and also gave birth to Santa Claus, therefore explaining the ocean. One of the greatest inventions of the Zetrons were tinfoil, electricity, but mostly burritos. Anyways, Zetrons made whales very camera shy, so they were allergic to flashes. Then quales were created too... Anyways, cockroaches took an invasion on Germany in 4 B.C. Anyways, turn your flash off when you take pictures of whales and don't drink red bull because they're allergic to that too.

WARNINGS
Zetrons are also commonly known as krill, plankton, and aliens. They don't like to see pictures of their babies in magazines, and neither do publishers. So don't do that.

Contradictions
Whales don't like to be called babies by Zetrons. They don't really believe they were puked out by Zetrons, and a contradiction occurred. Whales started eating Zetrons, and that's how whales grew blubber, so yeah, now you know the story.