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Unbelievable Craig David

'''Always said I would know where to find love Always thought I'd be ready and strong enough But sometimes I just felt I could give up But you came and you changed my whole world now I'm somewhere I've never been before Now I see What love means

CHORUS: It's so unbelievable And I don't wanna let it go Its something so beautiful Flowin down like a waterfall I feel like you've always been Forever a part of me And it's so unbelievable To finally be in love Somewhere I never thought I'd be

In my heart in my head it's so clear now hold my hand you've got nothin' to fear now I was lost and you've rescued me somehow I'm alive I'm in love you complete me And I've never been here before Now I see What love means

CHORUS

When I think of what I have And this chance I nearly lost I can't help but break down and cry oooh yeah break down and cry

CHORUS

Now I see What love means['' --timellaine06 06:03, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

To my baby Ttart mWahhh!

The Magical Frog
A magical frog was trapped in thorn bush. a passing woman noticed his cries for help. the frog said, "if you free me, I have the power to grant you 3 wishes".

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get TIMES TEN!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her 1st wish, she wanted to be the most BEAUTIFUL woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM!!!-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the RICHEST woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his & what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM!!!-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her 3rd wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. DON'T MESS WITH THEM!

Attention FEMALE readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Attention MALE readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times MILDER than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really not that smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!! Hehehe.

[Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.]

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