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Shhhnake
Jake "the shhhnake" was born in Auburn, NY. He had as normal a child hood as someone named shhhnake could. He dropped out of high school in 10th grade because teachers felt threaten by his intelligence. He was a top 5 athlete in the region, yet he never participated in any sports at all. Upon dropping out of high school shhhnake decided to start a career in fast food resturants. He worked at Arby's, Wendy's, the Sunset, Cassidy's Cones, and the Betty Blue. He had bigger dreams though. Shhhnake could be seen slithering around Auburn on almost every street, smoking Marlboro lights. In 2003 he decided to attend a Dave Mathews Concert with a group of chums. He noticed a young women laying on the grass "sleeping" he approached said women and dropped his smoothest pick up line, upon her not responding he decided to slither his way in. He proceeded to take advantage of this young women with his finger. When his friends confronted him he proceeded to say "shhhhhh" and pushed said woman's head back on the ground.