User talk:Zombiesatemyunicorn'sbrain

I am so sad right now! It has (sob, sob) one week since the zombies ate my majical, wonderful, amazing, oh I want to cry. They ate him and I will never get him back! It's so emotional none of you will ever get the feeling of haveing a pet zom... (crying) unicorn. I'm out for revenge! For him, my little rainbow eater, stickynote! I miss you sticky! I wish you weren't a zom...bie. (sobbing) 24/4/11

Hello unicorn owners! For you in mind I'v decided to devote my life to helping unicorn owners cope with unicorn deaths! To help call, 123-456-7890. 25/4/11