Whatever...

Whatever... is the second album of material from Greek-Australian comic character, Guido Hatzis. The album is a compilation of prank call segments from the Triple M radio show, CRUD. The album was released in November 2000 and peaked at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified platinum.

At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001 the album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release.

Track listing

 * Disc 1 - Guido v Skippy Land
 * 1) "Rent... Geoff Speaking" - 2:16
 * 2) "Clothes Shop" - 2:42
 * 3) "Mobile Phones" - 1:00
 * 4) "Guido Class" - 2:27
 * 5) "Restaurant Review" - 0:25
 * 6) "Full Body Wax" - 1:42
 * 7) "Mechanic" - 1:05
 * 8) "Florist" - 0:44
 * 9) "Florist 2" - 0:10
 * 10) "Mayor Guido" - 2:03
 * 11) "Shared House" - 1:31
 * 12) "Shared House 2" - 0:15
 * 13) "Telemarketing" - 2:16
 * 14) "Owner / Driver" - 0:52
 * 15) "Owner / Driver 2" - 0:27
 * 16) "Name Change" - 2:09
 * 17) "University Degree" - 1:08
 * 18) "Baker" - 0:17
 * 19) "Baker 2" - 0:44
 * 20) "Supermarket" - 1:28
 * 21) "Clown" - 2:08
 * 22) "Paperboy" - 1:29
 * 23) "Number Plate" - 1:21
 * 24) "Refuge" - 1:19
 * 25) "Telemarketing 2" - 2:13
 * 26) "Hotel Reservations" - 1:09
 * 27) "Flowers" - 1:08
 * 28) "Helicopter" - 1:30
 * 29) "The Pretender" - 4:33


 * Disc 2 - Guido v The World
 * 1) "Danny Boy" (Ireland) - 0:32
 * 2) "Danny Boy 2" (Ireland) - 0:47
 * 3) "Irish Eyes Are Drooling" (Ireland) - 1:59
 * 4) "Tokyo Shock Boys" (Japan) - 2:06
 * 5) "Moccassins" (Japan) - 1:28
 * 6) "Pink Ponchos" (Mexico) - 0:27
 * 7) "Pink Ponchos 2" (Mexico) - 1:10
 * 8) "Coin of the Realm" (Canada) - 0:30
 * 9) "Green Berets" (USA) - 1:32
 * 10) "Clan Reunion 1" (Scotland) -	0:36
 * 11) "Clan Reunion 2" (Scotland) -	0:56
 * 12) "Echo" (Korea) - 0:50
 * 13) "2 Litres" (Korea) - 2:03
 * 14) "Dogs Playing Poker" (France) - 1:30
 * 15) "Arabian Nights" (Egypt) - 1:08