Wikipedia:About DramaQueenipedia

Some people want to remove all those top grandstanding vanity boxes, you know, about article cleanup or references-needed, and such. Oh ya, really. And... some people even want to just insert a short, discrete editorial note, like some professional proofreader would use, such as the following one-line notes:


 * [ This section lacks inline footnotes. (Dec 2008)]


 * [ The tone of this section is too subjective, fan-like. ]


 * [ Clarification is needed about stated benefits. ]

Oh God, how boring. Yes, they really do want to take away our big in-your-face vanity boxes. Well, listen here, Blanche, that just won't do for fashions in the DramaQueenipedia. Instead, I say let's flame it, girlfriend. Every article needs a big box, with glam to the max, even on those boring (yawn) featured articles.

I say, tag them all:

That might be just the thing to add some spice to this dull place.

What's that? Did I hear some moans and groans out there? Is someone actually thinking, "T-M-D"??? Well to those very, very dull people, I have just one thing to say, "Oh, get off my skirt, Mary!!!"

[ NOTE: This is an essay in the Category:Wikipedia humor, not a serious proposal. ]