Wikipedia:Administrators against kitten abuse

Note: we now have a userbox. For teh kittiez, of course. - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 00:55, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * "Userbox"? Shouldn't that be a "litterbox"?? ( talk→   BWilkins   ←track ) 15:32, 1 March 2010 (UTC)


 * 1) Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 05:47, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) -- Versa  geek  15:02, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I would rather club a baby seal! --  &oelig; &trade; 15:32, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) — Malik Shabazz Talk/Stalk 18:43, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) Although I truly do wish mine would stop vomiting hairballs into my electronic equipment; I've lost 2 DVRs and a wireless router that way. GJC  22:41, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Absolutely. Well for the time being at least, though I wouldn't rule out blocking one. I can see the need for this page though as User:Kitten of Annoyance is by no means the only kitten blocked by a wikipedia admin. But in any event that thing I did with the string and the mouse stuffed with catnip? - No admin powers were involved.  Ϣere  Spiel  Chequers  00:16, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) All activities involving kittens on Wikipedia should be done with their consent as part of a loving relationship.  Fences  &amp;  Windows  12:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) Do not poke the feline. She will kick your ass, then sit on your keyboard and groom herself. And you will have deserved it... –Black Falcon (talk) 05:51, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) I am also against kitten abuse. Facebook would ban you—and in that vein I then say: so should Wikipedia. Altanner1991 (talk) 06:48, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

I hate kittens
The undersigned admins have a serious allergy to kittens, resent the unfortunate leftist media bias in favor of kittens over puppies, hamsters with stuffed cheeks, baby polar bears, and Alyson Hannigan, and/or prefer to abuse kittens for the pure, unadulturated joy of misusing our administrator powers.
 * Hey, take this to Administrators for kitten abuse! This isn't your page... - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 04:07, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Kittens make me sniffle and cry and sneeze and suffer. Why do you mock me for my disability? TenOfAllTrades(talk) 04:20, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh man... I fear another Wikiquette review is coming my way... - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 11:02, 29 January 2010 (UTC)


 * 1) TenOfAllTrades(talk) 03:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) I'm just allergic to cuteness. I know this because I still sneeze and suffer, even after I shaved my cats. – ClockworkSoul 04:45, 29 January 2010 (UTC)


 * For the record, though, I'm completely against the abuse of Alyson Hannigan. She's pretty hot, but in a weird way. – ClockworkSoul 04:47, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Have you considered not rubbing the kitten in your face? - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 11:00, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) I have a cat. Most maintenance-free pet I've ever owned short of a pet rock.  That said, has anyone else seen that picture over at Commons of a feral kitten eating a rabbit? Found that delightful bit of pixellation on the article on feral cats when I reverted some vandalism.  Doggoned little furballs actually have a specific way of eating rabbits.  So, should we include being against feral kittens munching on poor widdle bunny-wabbits?  Never quite looked at kittens quite the same way after seeing that...  PMDrive1061 (talk) 01:16, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't this be better on Administrators against abuse of wabbits by kitties? - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 15:51, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Neutral

 * 1) My admin tools have proven to be completely useless against kittens, who can climb to impossible heights, move through locked doors, grab food no matter how carefully hidden, and shred any cloth without any apparent effort. Since I am incapable of doing anything to impede any action by a kitten, taking a view on this petition is about as meaningful as asking for a legal opinion on whether Eddie the Eagle is permitted to go ski-jumping on Pluto. -- Brown HairedGirl (talk) • (contribs) 23:28, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Shucks, but you submitted our category for deletion. Are you sure you aren't for kitten abuse? The kittyz, for shame. - Tbsdy (formerly Ta bu shi da yu) talk 01:22, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Kitteh haz admin tools now? Guy (Help!) 21:20, 26 May 2010 (UTC)