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 * The unexpected public hanging of Ireland's Taoiseach, Brian Cowen (pictured), occurs in Dublin, following months of economic uncertainty.
 * NASA reports a shower of diamonds over the Republic of Sudan.
 * German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to the ancient Octopoda order.
 * A revolutionary new online tanning service receives one million hits within two months of being established.
 * Henry Allingham of the United Kingdom credits cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women for his seemingly impossible immortality.
 * The merging of Hartford and New Orleans is found to have severe environmental consequences.
 * The Dutch announce their intention to return a human head borrowed from Ghana.
 * The Vice-President of the Comoros declares war after an island in the Indian Ocean decides to become a part of France.
 * A newspaper discovers that pay-per-view porn is amongst a number of unusual things being purchased by British MPs on their claimed expenses.
 * American scientists undergo enlightenment in order to study processes in the center of the Sun.
 * A manufacturer is requested to increase production by over 300,000 in one week following the launch of two Turkish missiles at a former oil giant.

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