Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2005/Cabal

Welcome to the official headquarters of Wikipedia's cabal! We are a group of sysops and bureaucrats and developers. We are commanded into action by our good friend, Jimbo Wales! We, the undersigned agree to :D


 * Reject as many requests for adminship as possible.
 * Keep n00bs under control by telling them ridiculous lies about our respect for humanity.
 * Scare anybody we want into submission by blocking whiners.
 * Spend the donations from fundraising drives on gold-plated 70-foot yachts, French wines and bottled water, and business jets for the Board of Trustees members. We also give these things to Willy on Wheels
 * Look down on everybody else.
 * Encourage systematic bias throughout Wikimedia.
 * Continue to develop our secret anti-copyleft policies.
 * Trim our hair in accordance with the elitist lifestyle.
 * Delete anything, anytime.
 * Propagate the total worship of Jimbo.
 * Indiscriminately accuse harmless users of vandalism.
 * ''Use the mailing lists and Internet Relay Chat to denounce "trolls".
 * Loudly and repeatedly deny the very existence of our aims or the existence of this page.

Members

 * 1. John "Sockpuppet" Doe
 * 2. Neutralitytalk 03:45, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
 * 3. Goobergunch|? (zee non-sysop spy!) 05:06, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
 * &#960;. Meelar (talk) 10:04, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
 * 4. Scott Gall 05:24, 2005 Apr 1 (UTC)
 * 5. Radiant! (talk) 05:28, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
 * 6. I27.O.O.l 06:49, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) (Do you have to be logged in to join?)
 * 7. please note that real members of the cabal identify each other by forehead tattoos in a color that only the initiated can see. These tasty meatsnacks users only THINK they're in the cabal. Or maybe that's just what they want you to think.
 * 7. User:Jimbo Wales Node 18:08, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
 * 8. Comrade Nick  @ )---^--  07:56, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
 * 9. Goose 09:52, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) New member of the cabalists
 * 0-0. There is no cabal, that is all.
 * 42 Arthur Dent
 * b3ta teh quo

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