Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2022/Chess

Rules
Three simple rules.
 * 1) Check turn (footer)
 * 2) Make a move
 * 3) Change to opponent's turn

History

 * E4
 * b3
 * E5
 * Ke2
 * 1) Q???
 * 2) Q69 420 ##

Chat
if black hasn't moved a single pawn,how on earth is the queen already on #b3

thinking with portals

Can we checkmate in 2 minutes?