Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2022/Horrible article nominations

A horrible article nomination (HAN) is an article that is to be evaluated against the horrible article criteria in order to become a horrible article (HA). The standard of quality for horrible articles is extraordinarily low.

Anyone may nominate an article, preferably any uninvolved user. Anyone with sufficient knowledge and experience with Wikipedia content policies may review an article nominated at this page against the good article criteria. A responsive nominator and reviewer can complete a review in about seven minutes. If the article is demoted, a small minus sign inside a circle (Symbol oppose vote.svg) will appear on the top right corner of the article's page indicating that the article is awful.

To nominate or review an article, follow the instructions.

Nominations
To add a horrible article nomination to this page, please see the instructions. Or don't. You do you, it's Wikipedia after all.