Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2023/Requested moves/All pages ON WHEELS!

Requested move 1 April 2023

 * The following is a closed discussion of a requested move. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made in a new section on the talk page. Editors desiring to contest the closing decision should consider a move review after discussing it on the closer's talk page. No further edits should be made to this discussion.

The result of the move request was: moved all pages to include "on wheels" (only on Splatoon Fandom). AlphaBeta135 talk 02:31, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

. Do not use  directly.  Links:'' current log • target log • direct move (all pages) → (page title) on wheels – Greetings, fellow Wikipedians. My name is William Onwheels. Ever since I was a young lad, I have been constantly ridiculed for my unusual name, especially when shortened to "Willy" (for obvious reasons). I could never go a day without someone saying something like "what are you, a jeep company?" I was downtrodden, dumbstruck, and depressed. But when I discovered Wikipedia, a shining bastion of user-generated truth, I was determined to use it to achieve what I had always dreamed of: make "Onwheels" the most normal last name in the world. So, I began spreading my name around Wikipedia, and eventually began the master plan. I would make every page name end in "on wheels". After all, if every name ended in "on wheels", then nobody would bat an eye at mine! There were a few problems with that idea. First, there are a lot of pages. Second, my edits kept getting reverted, and those pesky admins kept banning me! I tried and tried, but there was no way to complete my mission. So, eventually, I gave up. It's been years since that day. My life has changed a lot. I got married, had kids, adopted a snake, and finally got my degree. One day, I was browsing Twitter, looking for respite from, well, Twitter, when I noticed a certain account in my feed. Instantly, my mind snapped back to my greatest failure. I thought that maybe, with the time and experience I had accrued, I could finally achieve my dream. But as I am wiser now, I realize that to do it, I had to gain the favour of the community. So I ask you, dear Wikipedians, to support my vision. All it would take is six and a half million automated page moves. I know you all see me as some vandal, but I hope that with this request, I can redeem myself in the eyes of Wikipedia, the Internet, and the world. Thank you. -insert valid name here- on wheels (talk on wheels) 01:12, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Bashing the keyboard, firing up scripts, letting loose unsanctioned bots. – robertsky (talk) 02:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

The discussion above is closed. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page. No further edits should be made to this discussion.