Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2023/The Keepy Uppy Balloon

This is the home of the sacred April Fools' Day 2023 Keepy Uppy Balloon. Any editor, wombat, capybara, penguin, pin, Soviet dictator, or missile who pops this balloon (or makes the mini Keepy Uppy Balloon fly away) shall have beans stuffed up their nose.