Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2008/Candidate statements/Bishzilla

Bishzilla
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'Zilla famous integrity and modesty. Persuaded by fans grace arbcom with presence.

'Zilla kindly. Helpful. Confess set fire users start wiki career, not full control atomic deathray. [''Bishzilla blush faintly. Unexpectedly, scales blush vivid blue color.'' ] Learn produce tiny puffs only. Make user hair curl. Breath mints. Receive rousing support Bishzilla RFA. Open to recall. (scroll down aways).

Declaration independence Start Wikipedia career mere alternative account weenie Bishonen. Have escaped puppeteer control. Bishonen explain independence Bishzilla here. Full disclosure, no secrets: 'Zilla have own sockpuppet: Bishapod a k a Little Stupid. Irritating little user, very stupid, always embarrass 'Zilla, regret creating.

ArbCom Little arbitration committee shoot craps in 'Zilla pocket one time. [Sadly :] Entire cute little committee climb out pocket and scamper. [''/me make surprise swooping movement, catch little Paul August, stuff back in pocket. Pat Paul down firmly, listen. Faint squeals issue from pocket. Nod approvingly.'' ] New ArbCom collection started! :-)

Little Paul quit ArbCom! [''Disappointment. Getting over it. Generously:'' ] Little Paul welcome in cosy pocket anyway! Have lint! [''Peer cautiously into pocket. Little Paul peaceably shooting craps with Giggy.'' ] Heheh. Kawaii little users!

Status [With affected modesty, casually: ] Bishzilla is admin.

Sex: Unusual interests Motto: 'Zilla Not Vanilla. Many little users join recent Zilla Vanilla Rhyme Competition here. Varying skill. Lucky winner: Utgard Loki.

Love 'Zilla heart belong Muzzy. But always approachable. Blushing confession: Bishzilla susceptible dino charms. Copyedit help Wikipedia, find many fascinating creatures. User:T-rex unfortunately aloof. :-(

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