Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2014/Candidates/Isarra/Statement

Isarra
Obligatory greeting.

Generic roundabout statement that Isarra is running for arbcom that never actually answers the question of why and instead devolves into a tedious note about some lack of other candidates, or issue with the process, or within ArbCom itself, with an unnecessarily inflammatory accompanying speculation as to why. Long rambling statement about pie. Overly verbose explanation of Isarra's Wikipedia experience, with excessive notes about drama and knives. Something about angry developers, and more knives. Something about cutting pie. With knives.

Thank you note that happens to be unclear as to what it's actually thanking anyone for.


 * Various notes about inactivity, Wikimedia ecosystem interactions with both the user and arbcom, software development, and something about OTRS.
 * Link to a list of alternate accounts that may or may not be accurate, with an explanation that Isarra can't remember if it's accurate or not, but it's all she's got.
 * Follow-up note that Isarra also can't remember whether or not she ever identified with the WMF, but could if needed.
 * Rambling tangent about pie, the importance of pie, and the overwhelming need for pie.