Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2019/Candidates/Isarra/Statement

Isarra
Hi, I'm Isarra. I'm an angry MediaWiki developer and long-term contributor to Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia, and accidentally kind of on purpose made an account here a few years back as a joke so I could pretend to be a part of a more reputable community. This only sort of stuck as I have no idea what's going on, but I'm pretty sure arbcom is hilarious and generally doesn't involve years-long harassment cases that turn into a deep pit of legal confusion, because y'all have some actual paid people to offload this crap onto when it gets totally out of hand.

You should vote for me because:
 * I probably won't do anything, and thus am unlikely to make anything worse.
 * I have been blocked 146 times on the english Uncyclopedia, and an additional 7 times on Illogicopedia, though admittedly most of that was by myself.
 * I have the technical capability to completely break your site, in several ways. This probably isn't even relevant. I'm just throwing it out there because I can.
 * I like to think I have already shown considerable restraint not running around rampantly protecting things on request. I also have no idea why I have this right to begin with, since the only use cases I could come up with... are never going to apply in practice because we have better ways/places to do all this regardless.
 * I am fun at parties. If you consider someone standing around creepily, plastered in thousands of eyeballs, to be 'fun'.
 * It is impossible to know how many bugs I have created, as they have not yet all been found, and every time one is fixed more seem to appear.
 * Apparently I forgot to include anything here about pie. This has now been remedied.
 * I am an award-winning sockmaster.

The WMF knows who I am. I can tell them again if you want, and sign whatever if I haven't already. I also don't actually know what all of my alternate accounts are because I keep drunk-making new ones on the wrong wikis, and while I don't think this is one of them, there are likely global accounts from some other languages and stuff.