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Pan Mei Chen

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Pan Mei Chen is a famous, much beloved Pop Singer of Taiwan. She has been recording since the late 80s and has a large fan base in much of Asia, especially in Hong Kong, Singapore, and Mainland China(and of course in her native country). The style of her music is what might be called folk pop. A singer-songwriter who incorporates influences from 60s-80s rock(her favorite band is Guns-n-Roses), folk music, smooth jazz, on occasion 90s techno, and indigenous traditions, Pan Mei Chen has forged a unique musical style and distinct personality. In a culture where most female singers stress the feminine, a tomboyish about looks and demeanor define Pan's personality. Though very attractive, her image is striking for its toughness and grit. In this regard, she may be compared with the character Priss of Bubblegum Crisis(anime)--also rock star. It should be noted that her in youth, she was often mistaken for a boy. She loves air rifles, various sports, and motorcycles. There is something slightly butch her about her, which is nevertheless nicely offset by her obvious beauty.

Pan Mei Chen has enjoyed longevity and popularity, resting on her abundant talent and ability to adapt in the fast changing world of pop music. Still, the loyalty of her fandom lies in the fact that she's a unique personal artist. Unlike so many pop idols in Asia who are created and disposed by the industry with predictable regularity, Pan Mei Chen has been a exemplar of confidence, strength, and individuality. There is something of Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, and Neil Young in her musical personality. There is also something of Dusty Springfield, Stevie Nicks, and Pat Benatar about her. Her creativity and style are not limited to any one school of music. She is truly eclectic and adventurous--both an artist and a professional.

Pan Mei Chen is multi-talented, skillful with play guitar, piano, harmonica, and drums. Though many of her songs were written by herself, she has used material written by other songwriters to great effect.

Her albums include "Don't Go Away", "A Guy Who Doesn't Know How To Love", "Look for a Rainy Day", and "Leaving You".

Pan Mei Chen was born on June 30, 1969. Her height is 160 cm and her weight is 45 kg.

The R$B In Me (Album)

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The R$B In Me" is an upcoming album from "new" R&B crooner Don P. Ofcourse Don P is a creation from music mogul Paul Delgado which also happens to be Hit Rapper P-Gunna. In interviews when asked about the album P has been Quoted as saying " its just straight R&B..." adding "ive always wanted to do this project, i think it shows that ive always leaned toward an R&B beat then a regular hip hop beat... its not a puplicity stunt or none of that shit its just me doing me if u like it then cop it if not dont bash it (laughs) but in all honestly i think people will be surprised when they finally hear it and they'll be like WOW dudes done his homework but its not really doing homework when you've gone thru alot of the things you put on wax..." others who have herd cuts from the album say he is bringing back the R&B feel ...

In a San Fernando Valley interview he had this to say "When i finally sat my ass down and started working on the album i had really finished about 10-13 songs and i was already done with it becauses i never really thought about a second album for Don P so when i was thinking i said to myself shit am i gonna do the Don p thing for awhile of is it just a one off thing... so i decided to pack the album with songs... not to say i just threw a shit load of jams in the album but i was happy with how it all came out so by the time the album hits shelves fans will be 17-21 songs and im thinking of adding a few bonus songs too"

[edit] Track listing "The Intro" by P Gunna "She Should Know" Featuring Bobby Valentino "Your Regrets" "Outstanding" "Dime In the Rough" "The Messege" "Man On The Side" Featuring P Gunna "Be With Him" "Dont Forget" "I Had U" "Surprised" "No Explination" "Torn Down" "Im Better Now "The Outro" by P Gunna not the complete track list

Chris Hamil

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Chris Hamil is an independent film artist based in Ocala Florida. He is the creator of the film technique called the "Melodafilming". This techqnique is were the film's music is constantly playing and is perfectly synchronized with scene-cuts and character movements. He was the winner of best comedy for his film Carpenter man in the 2006 Jim Harbin Festival.

Sakher Hattar

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Jordanian Oud virtuoso Sakher Hattar was born in Amman in 1963, and has studied and played the oud for over 20 years. Today, Sakher is renowned as one of the finest oud players in the region, and his participation in various events plus the honours he has received are testament to his skill and talent. Sakher is one of the most significant Arabic musicians of his generation, and throughout his experienced musical career, he has taken part in a plethora of events and won many awards for his talent, including first place at the International Competition for Oud in Cairo, 1993.

Sakher performs solo, and with Al Nagham Al Arabi music ensemble (takht). He also takes part in performances with different orchestras, including the Orchestra of the National Music Conservatory (NMC), and others. In addition to performing, Sakher is a researcher, lecturer and instructor of oud. He conducts oud workshops and master classes as well. He has produced many CDs of his compositions, improvisations, and covers of traditional and classic Arabic music and songs. Sakher is also involved with various musical institutions in Jordan. He is chairman of the Arab Music Section and Oud Instructor at the Jordan NMC / Noor Al Hussein Foundation. He is also a member of the NMC team, which is entrusted with writing music textbooks for the Ministry of Education. Furthermore, Sakher is founder, director and trainer of the Al Fuhais Troupe for the Revival of Heritage, which received the State Encouragement Award in 1992 for its contribution to the revival of cultural heritage.

Passionate about the oud, and working to both maintain and develop the traditional sounds of this wonderful instrument, Sakher organizes various musical events, both locally and abroad. He has already been involved with several events including the following: - He organized the International Oud Forum, which took place as part of the annual Jerash Festival 2003 in Amman, Jordan. - He organized the International Kanoun Forum, Amman 2004. - In 2003 he was involved in the Medimuse Project for Modal Musics of the Mediterranean for the EnChordais School in Thessaloniki, Greece - He suggested 3rd of August as the date designated for 'International Oud Day', and this was adopted by the Arab Academy of Music / League of Arab States. Sakher has participated in a number of conferences around the world, which include: Florence, Italy: A Message Towards a New Human Civilization, Cairo, Opera House: Arab Music Conference and Festival. Detroit, USA, Wayne State University, Arab Music - Maqamat and Forms.

Sakher has also performed in many festivals including: Mannhein Youth Festival, Germany. Wolf Trappe Festival, Virginia, USA. Imagination Festival, World Cultures Institute, Paris. Spring Festival, Ramallah, Palestine. Carthage International Festival, Tunis. Babylon International Festival, Iraq.

Timeline of the Texas Revolution

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This is a timeline of the Texas Revolution, spanning the time from the earliest independence movements of the area of Texas, over the declaration of independence from Spain, up to the secession of the Republic of Texas from Mexico.

The Texas revolution moved in two phases: the initial colonist revolt and expulsion of all federal garrisons from Texas, followed by the Mexican attempt to put down the rebellion and the eventual defeat and capture of Mexican president and general Antonio López de Santa Anna.

Contents [hide] 1 1700s 2 1800s 2.1 1810s 2.2 1820s 2.3 1830s 2.3.1 1831 2.3.2 1832 2.3.3 1833 2.3.4 1834 2.3.5 1835 2.3.6 1836

[edit] 1700s 1786 – David Crockett is born near the Nolichucky River in Greene County, Tennessee. 1793 – Sam Houston is born in Rockbridge County, Virginia. 1794 – Antonio López de Santa Anna is born in Xalapa, Veracruz. 1796 – James Bowie is born in Kentucky.

[edit] 1800s 1806 – Former U.S. Vice President Aaron Burr is arrested in New Orleans on charges of treason. He and co-conspirators had hoped to create an independent republic in the West, centered on Texas. 1809 – William Travis is born in Saluda County, South Carolina.

[edit] 1810s 1810 – Mexico declares its independence from Spain. 1813 – Tejano independence revolt in San Antonio is crushed by Spanish forces at the Battle of the Medina.

[edit] 1820s 1821 – Mexico achieves independence from Spain (Treaty of Córdoba). 1823 January 3 – Moses Austin is granted permission by Mexico to found a colony of 300 families in the Brazos River region. However, Moses Austin dies before this can be done and his son Stephen F. Austin carries on his father's goal by taking the 300 families to Texas. This group is now known as the "Old 300". 1824 – Constitution of 1824 establishes a federal republic in Mexico. 1825 – George Fisher helps found first York Rite Masonic Lodge in Mexico. 1829 – George Fisher becomes naturalized Mexican citizen and contracts to settle five hundred families on lands in Texas formerly held by Haden Harrison Edwards.

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[edit] 1831 1831 – Mexican government gives settlers at Gonzales a small cannon as defense against the Native Americans. 1831 November – George Fisher sets up a customhouse at Anahuac, Texas, on Galveston Bay, and rules that all goods leaving Texas must be cleared through Anahuac. Action leads to the Anahuac Disturbances.

[edit] 1832 1832 - The Turtle Bayou Resolutions are created as a result of the first Anahuac Disturbance. 1832 - George Fisher begins publishing the liberal newspaper Mercurio del Puerto de Matamoros in Matamoros. 1832 June 26 – Battle of Velasco results in the first casualties of the developing Texas Revolution. 1832 – Convention of 1832 convenes, triggered by rising unrest at the policies of the Mexico City government.

[edit] 1833 1833 – Antonio López de Santa Anna elected president. 1833 – Convention of 1833.

[edit] 1834

[edit] 1835 1835 June 20 - William Travis, militia free Anglo captives at second Anahuac Disturbance; ejects soldiers back to Mexico. 1835 – Stephen F. Austin announces that war with Mexico is necessary to secure the freedom of Texas. 1835 September - George Fisher is banished from Mexico by order of Santa Anna, given six days to wrap up his affairs in Matamoros. Leaves for New Orleans. 1835 September 1 – The Texas ship Laura attacks the Mexican ship Correo de Mejico. 1835 September – Texan settlers at Gonzales refuse order by Domingo Ugartechea, commander at San Antonio de Bexar, to return the cannon. 1835 September 20 – General Martin Perfecto de Cos, lands at Copano with an advance force of ~300 troops, marches toward Goliad. 1835 September 29 – Ugartechea sends Lieutenant Francisco Castañeda with 100 dragoons to force Gonzales settlers to return the cannon. The revolution begins

1835 October 2 - Cos occupies Goliad, soon receives ~450 reinforcements and departs for San Antonio de Bexar, leaving a residual force of ~30 at Goliad. 1835 October 2 – Battle of Gonzales: Revolution begins with battle following refusal by Texan Colonel John Henry Moore to return cannon to Castañeda, who retreats. 1835 October 9 – Battle of Goliad, Texians occupy presidio (stronghold) of La Bahia. 1835 October 11 – Stephen F. Austin elected commander of the Volunteer Army of the People. 1835 October 13 – George Fisher and José Antonio Mexía begin organize a movement in New Orleans to attack Tampico to instigate revolt among the eastern states of Mexico. 1835 October 28 – Battle of Concepción: 90 Texans defeat 450 Mexicans. 1835 November 1 – The thirty-four day siege of San Antonio by the Texans begins. 1835 November 3 – Texans captures Fort Lipantitlan. The Consultation meets in San Felipe de Austin to form a new government. 1835 November 4 – Battle of Nueces Crossing. 1835 November 6 – The Tampico Expedition under José Antonio Mexía leaves New Orleans in the schooner Mary Jane. 1835 November 14 – Schooner Mary Jane, commanded by Mexía, runs aground near Tampico. 1835 November 15 – Mexía attacks Tampico and is defeated by Gregorio Gómez. Mexía retreats to American schooner, leaving 31 prisoners. 1835 November 26 – James Bowie and James Fannin lead Texans in the Grass Fight. 1835 December 3 – Mexía arrives at the Brazos River with the remnants of the failed Tampico Expedition. 1835 December 5 – Battle of Bexar starts. 1835 December 10 – Mexican Gen. Martín Cos surrenders over 1,000 Mexican troops and the Alamo to Texan forces at San Antonio. 1835 December 14 – Execution of 28 prisoners of the Tampico Expedition by order of Santa Anna. 1835 December 30 – Santa Anna receives declaration from Mexican Congress that all foreigners taken in arms against the government should be treated as pirates and shot.

[edit] 1836 1836 January 3 – James Grant and Frank Johnson are ordered to attack Matamoros. They strip the Alamo of its supplies. 1836 January 6 – Santa Anna arrives at Saltillo. 1836 January 14 – Sam Houston arrives at Goliad. J.C. Neill, commander at the Alamo, pleads for supplies. 1836 January 19 – James Bowie and James Bonham arrive at the Alamo with thirty men. 1836 February 1 – Elections are held in settlements across Texas for an independence convention. 1836 February 3 – William Travis arrives at the Alamo. 1836 February 8 – David Crockett arrives at the Alamo. 1836 February 11 – Alamo commander J.C. Neill leaves the Alamo due to a family illness. Travis appointed commander. 1836 February 13 – Santa Anna and his army reach the city of Guerrero. Travis and Bowie agree upon joint command of the Alamo's forces. 1836 February 16 – Santa Anna crosses the Rio Grande. 1836 February 17 – Travis sends out letters pleading for men and supplies. 1836 February 21 – Santa Anna arrives at the Medina River. 1836 February 22 – Texans celebrate George Washington's birthday with a party at Domingo Bustillo's house on Soledad Street. 1836 February 23 – Santa Anna enters San Antonio. The Alamo comes under artillery fire from Mexican troops. 1836 February 24 – Travis writes his famous "to the People of Texas & all Americans in the world" letter. Bowie becomes ill. 1836 February 25 – Mexican artillery begin shelling the Alamo. Fannin receives Travis' plea for aid. 1836 February 26 – James Fannin attempts his relief march to the Alamo, but turns back. 1836 February 27 – Gen. José de Urrea attacks and defeats a small band of Texans at the Battle of San Patricio. 1836 March 1 – Convention of 1836 of elected delegates convenes at Washington-on-the-Brazos. Thirty-two to sixty men from Gonzales of the "Gonzales Company of Mounted Volunteers" enter the Alamo at 1:00 A.M. Texas declares independence

1836 March 2 – Texas Declaration of Independence is signed and the Republic of Texas is declared. David G. Burnet is elected interim president by the delegates. Texans defeated at the Battle of Agua Dulce. 1836 March 3 – James B. Bonham arrives back at the Alamo telling Travis that Fannin was not coming. 1836 March 4 – Santa Anna holds a council of war with Generals Joaquín Ramírez y Sesma, Martín Perfecto de Cos, Manuel F. Castrillón and Colonels Juan Almonte, Agustín Amat, Francisco Duque and Manuel Romero to plan the final assault. Sam Houston is appointed commander of Texas forces. 1836 March 5 – Mexican artillery stops shelling the Alamo. 1836 March 6 – Battle of the Alamo: the Alamo falls. Approximately 190-250 Texans and Tejanos die. The thirteen-day siege resulted in the deaths of all of its defenders, including William B. Travis, Davy Crockett, and Jim Bowie. 1836 March 8 – Mexican General Gaona arrives with his artillery at the Alamo. 1836 March 10 – Mexican General Andrade arrives at the Alamo. 1836 March 11 – Houston begins his retreat from Gonzales precipitating the Runaway Scrape. 1836 March 12 – Battle of Refugio begins: Texan troops commanded by William Ward and Amos King are attacked by General Urrea. After several hours of fighting, the Texans retreat. King's troops are captured by the Mexicans. 1836 March 19 – Battle of Coleto: General Urrea defeats Colonel James Fannin near Goliad. Fannin surrenders. 1836 March 21 – Battle of Copano. 1836 March 27 – Goliad Massacre: James Fannin and nearly 400 Texans are executed by order of Santa Anna. Houston and his army camp near San Felipe de Austin. 1836 March 28 – Houston orders Wiley Martin and Mosley Baker to guard his retreat thus delaying Santa Anna's crossing the Brazos River. 1836 April 7 – Santa Anna's army reaches San Felipe and is pinned down by M. Baker's men. 1836 April 8 – Santa Anna joins Ramirez y Sesma at Beason's Crossing. 1836 April 12 – Santa Anna crosses Fort Bend on the Brazos River; Houston uses the boat Yellow Stone to cross the Brazos River. David G. Burnet and his cabinet barely escape the arriving Mexican army. Colonel Almonte decides not to shoot the fleeing party. 1836 April 18 – Houston and his army arrive outside of Harrisburg. 1836 April 20 – Texan and Mexican patrols clash at Morgan's Point, Houston moves his army to Buffalo Bayou. J.C. Neill is wounded and replaced by G.W. Hockley. A calvary attack lead by Sidney Sherman engages the Mexican army. 1836 April 21 – Battle of San Jacinto: Texan army under Sam Houston overwhelmingly defeats Mexican force under Santa Anna, securing Texas independence. Santa Anna captured. 1836 May 14 – Treaties of Velasco signed by Republic of Texas officials and General Santa Anna. Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Texas_Revolution"
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Vertigo Haze
Vertigo Haze is a rock band formed in 1997 in Richmond, VA by Lead Vocalist/ has opened for rock/pop band Badfinger Lead Guitarist, Shawn Mitchell. The band, now based in Red Lion, PA has opened for rock/pop band Badfinger, achieved world wide internet radio airplay with their first release, “Naked Eyes”, has been featured on the Stardust Radio Network and in 2006 signed a recording agreement with MDM Records.

FHA Chino High School California Chapter

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The Chino High School Chapter is affiliated with California Association FHA-HERO. We are affiliated with the National Organization called FCCLA. The national organization for FHA changed its name to FCCLA in 1999. The California FHA association decided to retain the original name of FHA.

There are 50 members in the Chino High School local chapter. We have had regional, state, and national competitions. We have both regional and state officers at Chino High School. Fha-Hero is a pre-professional student leadership organization. We focus on developing leadership skills in individual, family, community and careers.

John Morrison

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JOHN GORDEN MORRISON (1904-1998) Was born in Sunderland, England in 1904 and came to Australia in 1923. He started of on a sheep station in NSW, he published his first works under the name Gordon which were published in union magazines, and during this time he become a member of the Realist Writer Group and there published two novels, four collection stories and a set of essays. He then went into horticulture and become a Gardner until 1963 where he decided to become a full time writer, doing both book reviews and journalism. He was awarded with a number of awards including: The gold medal of the Australian Literature Society The Patrick White Literary Award The Order of Australia He died in 1998 at the age of 94

Kappa Delta Epsilon

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reek Letters: Kappa, Delta, Epsilon Letter Representation: Knowledge, Dedication, and Efficiency Chapter Name: Epsilon

Flower: Purple Iris Founded @ ISU in 1933

Motto: "Gladly we Learn and Teach"

K.D.E is one of the oldest honorary educational fraternity which promotes the cause of education by fostering a spirit of fellowship,high standards of scholastic attainment and professional ideals among its members. Members are selected using grade point averages and nominations. Kappa Delta Epsilon is found on every major university in the United States.Κ

Creed To love, respect, understand, and guide the student for a life of unfolding possibilities is the task of the teacher; to give aid, counsel, and support to fellow teachers and to all agencies promoting the love of truth, beauty, and goodness is the priviledge of the teacher.

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Ray Krzoska

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Peegs.com

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Peegs.com is the Indiana University branch of the Rivals' network of recruiting Web sites and was founded in the late 90s by Michael Pegram, who aptly named his site after his nickname: "Peegs". The site was formely an IU fan page devoted to recruiting and other things Hoosier basketball, until Rivals bought a share of the site, spurning Pegram to quit his day-time accounting job to head, at the time, the only media outlet completely devoted to following IU basketball recruiting.

The subscription-based site and its message boards have served as breeding grounds for Indiana fans' rants, raves and rumors and has broken a handful of stories surrounding the Indiana program - including the resignation of former head basketball coach Mike Davis, which was long purported on the Peegs' message boards before any media outlets reported the story.

Expis.tk

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Expis searchtool is a tool specializing in making web search fast and easy no matter what you are looking for.

It is named after a part of the latin word expiscor, witch means: to fish out, find out, discover.

Jenny Huston

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JWPce is a simple Japanese-language word-processor that runs on Windows 95,95, ME, 2000, XP and CE platforms. It is designed for non-native speakers of Japanese who want to produce Japanese-language documents.

The default installation has English-language menus. Language packs for other languages are available and JWPce is designed to make adding further language packs straightforward.

JWPce offers many facilties that are useful to students of Japanese such as detailed kanji information (using KANJIDIC), a built-in dictionary (using EDICT and similar dictionary files) and various Kanji lookup methods.

JWPce supports multuple file encodings and. It does not provide facilties for vertical text, nor does it provide facilities to specify different fonts within a document. However, JWPce does allow the user to customize the fonts used to display text in the various parts of the wordprocessor.

A key feature of JWPce is that it runs smoothly on Windows CE and Pocket PC platforms. This allows learners of Japanese to use a PDA as an electronic Japanese dictionary.

JWPce is written in C++. The source code is available for download.

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Andover High School
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Andover High School is a public high school located in Andover, Kansas and is part of the Unified School District 385.

Mark Marek
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Mark Cyril Marek (b.June 5, 1956), former dishwasher, known primarily as an illustrator, animator and comic artist. His illustrations and art have been published widely in the NY Times, Rolling Stone and other magazines. His animations have appeared on MTV, Comedy Central and the Nickelodeon show Kablam! (1996-2000). He is married and has two children.

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David Disney
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David Disney is a celebrated UK economist currently employed by the Department for Work and Pensions. Previously employed in the Ministry of Defence and Health and Safety Executive, Mr Disney is currently focused on developing an evidence base and business case to support government action to prevent people with health problems or disabilities from having to leave employment - one of the key policies of the Blair Government.

Turner Magazine
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Turner Magazine is an international youth magazine. It was founded in December 2006 by Mfonobong Nsehe, a Nigerian student at Daystar University, Kenya, and it is published by Klepmany & Temedia Inc. Turner Magazine has generated a lot of controversy over its list of the 'WORLD'S 40 MOST INFLUENTIAL UNDER 40,'initially published on the magazine website, www.turnermagazine.com. The list paraded such individuals as hip-hop moguls, Sean Combs and Sean Carter (Jay-z), business moguls, Mark Shuttleworth and Kurma Birla,entertainment personalities such as Tyra Banks, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Jamie Foxx, as well as royalty such as Prince William of England and Prince Haakon of Norway, as being the most influential people in the world under 40. Turner Magazine also has other features such as inspiration & motivation, sexuality, fashion & lifestyle, and Dating & love. The magazine aslo has a special feature called 'People not to envy', a column which parades prominent young people round the world who the magazine believe are not worthy of emulation. Paris Hilton was the first person to appear on that section of Turner Magazine. As at January 2007, Turner Magazine promised to come out as a printed version in February 2007. Unconfirmed reports claim that American media giant, AOL Timewarner is offering the publisher, Mfonobong Nsehe $20 million to purchase the entire magazine. The reason being that AOL Timewarner owns Turner Broadcasting company.

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Turner Magazine is an international youth magazine. It was founded in December 2006 by Mfonobong Nsehe, a Nigerian student at Daystar University, Kenya, and it is published by Klepmany & Temedia Inc. Turner Magazine has generated a lot of controversy over its list of the 'WORLD'S 40 MOST INFLUENTIAL UNDER 40,'initially published on the magazine website, www.turnermagazine.com. The list paraded such individuals as hip-hop moguls, Sean Combs and Sean Carter (Jay-z), business moguls, Mark Shuttleworth and Kurma Birla,entertainment personalities such as Tyra Banks, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Jamie Foxx, as well as royalty such as Prince William of England and Prince Haakon of Norway, as being the most influential people in the world under 40. Turner Magazine also has other features such as inspiration & motivation, sexuality, fashion & lifestyle, and Dating & love. The magazine aslo has a special feature called 'People not to envy', a column which parades prominent young people round the world who the magazine believe are not worthy of emulation. Paris Hilton was the first person to appear on that section of Turner Magazine. As at January 2007, Turner Magazine promised to come out as a printed version in February 2007. Unconfirmed reports claim that American media giant, AOL Timewarner is offering the publisher, Mfonobong Nsehe $20 million to purchase the entire magazine. The reason being that AOL Timewarner owns Turner Broadcasting company.

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Turner Magazine is an international youth magazine. It was founded in December 2006 by Mfonobong Nsehe, a Nigerian student at Daystar University, Kenya, and it is published by Klepmany & Temedia Inc. Turner Magazine has generated a lot of controversy over its list of the 'WORLD'S 40 MOST INFLUENTIAL UNDER 40,'initially published on the magazine website, www.turnermagazine.com. The list paraded such individuals as hip-hop moguls, Sean Combs and Sean Carter (Jay-z), business moguls, Mark Shuttleworth and Kurma Birla,entertainment personalities such as Tyra Banks, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Jamie Foxx, as well as royalty such as Prince William of England and Prince Haakon of Norway, as being the most influential people in the world under 40. Turner Magazine also has other features such as inspiration & motivation, sexuality, fashion & lifestyle, and Dating & love. The magazine aslo has a special feature called 'People not to envy', a column which parades prominent young people round the world who the magazine believe are not worthy of emulation. Paris Hilton was the first person to appear on that section of Turner Magazine. As at January 2007, Turner Magazine promised to come out as a printed version in February 2007. Unconfirmed reports claim that American media giant, AOL Timewarner is offering the publisher, Mfonobong Nsehe $20 million to purchase the entire magazine. The reason being that AOL Timewarner owns Turner Broadcasting company.

Dr Bill Gunnyeon
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Dr Bill Gunnyeon is Director for Health, Work and Well-being and Chief Medical Adviser at the Department for Work and Pensions. Dr Gunnyeon has been central to developing the Government's Health, Work and Well-being Strategy, a strategy to improve the health of the working age population and help more people with health problems or disabilities to enter, remain in and return to work.

Bill Gunnyeon has spent his career in Occupational Medicine in both the public and private sectors. Latterly Medical Director of Capita Health Solutions, he took up the post of Chief Medical Adviser and Chief Scientist at the Department for Work and Pensions on 1 June 2005. A past Chairman of the Association of Local Authority Medical Adviser (ALAMA) he was a member of the Board of Faculty of Occupational Medicine from 1997 until 2005 serving a three-year term as Faculty President until May 2005. He now chairs the Faculty’s Fellowship Committee.

He is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians of London, the Faculty of Occupational Medicine and the Royal College of General Practitioners.

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Dr Bill Gunnyeon is Director for Health, Work and Well-being and Chief Medical Adviser at the Department for Work and Pensions. Dr Gunnyeon has been central to developing the Government's Health, Work and Well-being Strategy, a strategy to improve the health of the working age population and help more people with health problems or disabilities to enter, remain in and return to work.

Bill Gunnyeon has spent his career in Occupational Medicine in both the public and private sectors. Latterly Medical Director of Capita Health Solutions, he took up the post of Chief Medical Adviser and Chief Scientist at the Department for Work and Pensions on 1 June 2005. A past Chairman of the Association of Local Authority Medical Adviser (ALAMA) he was a member of the Board of Faculty of Occupational Medicine from 1997 until 2005 serving a three-year term as Faculty President until May 2005. He now chairs the Faculty’s Fellowship Committee.

He is a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians of London, the Faculty of Occupational Medicine and the Royal College of General Practitioners.

Why is a longhorn the mascot for UT?
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The reason the longhorn is the state and college mascot is because in the 1830's their where an abundance of longhorns and the longhorn could survive and feed of any type of vegitation.It was considered a hearty and strong animal and was chosen to be a mascot for Texas because it represented the tough, rugged state of Texas.

Harry taconacho
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Ton Carfi
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Ton Carfi, born in São Paulo countryside- SP, he is a brazilian singer, songwriter, producer and musician ( keyboards and acoustic guitar ), performing mostly in R&B and Gospel genres.



Biography
Son of a couple of pastors from a Independent Baptist Church, Ton Carfi has started his musical learning at the age of 9 in a local ministry, outstanding himself some years later as a soloist among the tenors from the so called Raiz Coral Choir, one of the current surpassing brazilian groups in the Black Gospel Music genre.

He printed his unique inimitable personal style while performing songs such as Te louvo and Tocou-me in the "Pra louvar" Album from Raiz Coral Choir, O amor de Cristo and Há um lugar especial in the "Obrigado" Album from the Link4 quartet, a derivation from the Raiz Coral Choir and Tu és fiel in the Black So Dream Album, a seminal work. In 2005, he leaves the Raiz Coral Choir and the Link4 quartet to engage thoroughly in his personal career.

His timbre uniqueness, his versatile interpretation for songs plus his unsurpassed vocal technique has provide him with the phonograph industry respect and appreciation, given rise to invitations from some celebrities within the "Gospel" realm for propiciaram-no o devido respeito do mercado fonográfico, motivando convites por parte de figuras conhecidas no meio Gospel para participações - como "backing vocal" ou como "solista" - em gravações de diversos artistas, tais como Comunhão e Adoração, APC 16, Marquinhos Gomes, PG, Ministério de Louvor Toque no Altar, Vanessa Jackson, Coral Kemuel, Luciano Claw, Daniel Ribeiro, Sérgio Saas, Iamara Alst, entre outros.



O estudante universitário de Fonoaudiologia, músico e cantor Ton Carfi também é Instrutor de Canto e palestrante, tendo lecionado profissionalmente para cantores de todos os níveis, inclusive do grupo Toque no Altar. Além disso, Ton tem apresentado Workshops sobre técnica vocal em diversas regiões do país.

Em Novembro de 2006 lançou seu primeiro CD solo, "Eu tenho que estar preparado", contando com participações brilhantes, como Danilo, Marquinhos Gomes e Leonardo Gonçalves. Além de seguir com seu ministério próprio, Ton Carfi também é integrante do grupo APC 16.

Habilidade Vocal
A comoção que causa no público leigo em questões musicais com sua interpretação sui generis já é uma grande qualidade per se, uma expressão naturalmente temperada pelo choro na voz. Sua técnica vocal apuradíssima é caracterizada por um riquíssimo cabedal de ornamentos vocais, que inclui o domínio sobre o Vibrato em diferentes freqüências, quebras intencionais entre modos vocais (Voz de Peito e Falsete / Yodel ), Appoggiaturas, Melismas, Improvisações e compressão com Laringe Alta, aliado ao belíssimo timbre que distingüe sua voz de tenor, também privilegiada por uma ampla extensão.



Magistério
Apesar de possuir alto quociente de inteligência musical, fato comprovado por sua facilidade em rapidamente assimilar novos conceitos e técnicas, desconstruí-los e recombiná-los em novas criações, Ton Carfi é deveras consciencioso com seu corpo discente, demonstrando atenção, respeito e paciência no trato com seus alunos.

Os menos habilidosos são altamente beneficiados pelo senso de ordem e didática que caracterizam o sistema de orientação vocal desenvolvido por ele, um curso forjado no decorrer de alguns anos de pesquisa, compilando o conhecimento vocal acumulado nas experiências vividas no laboratório propiciado pelo ambiente do Raiz Coral, na troca de informações com cantores de alto gabarito, como Leonardo Gonçalves, e na investigação autônoma que o levou à construção de um sistema de educação musical para cantores.

Álbuns

 * CD solo :
 * 2006: Eu tenho que estar preparado


 * Algumas Participações :
 * 2005: Black So Dream
 * 2005: Obrigado - Quarteto Link4
 * 2004: Pra Louvar - Raiz Coral

Links externos

 * Portal Oficial TON CARFI


 * Portal Não-Oficial TON CARFI


 * Brian McKnight website

Ton Carfi

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Hakin United FC
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Hakin United are a small football club located in south west wales and play in the James Williams Pembrokeshire First Division and also have a registered reserve side in the Reserve Division One. They have many star players ranging from the old (Gary Dawes) to young players coming through (Craig Robertson, Scott Findlay, Alex Greenish, Scott Allen and many more)

Sal Schillizzi Master Safe Cracker
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Sal Schillizzi owned and operated All Over Locksmiths in New York. Sal is best known for his call-in radio show for Burglary Prevention and various TV appearances. These efforts were designed to educate the public in the area of burglary prevention. Mr. Schillizzi learned safecracking in the 1950's when working at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. While there, he heard of a course on safecracking being taught in Rochester and decided to try it.

Mr. Schillizzi was the world champion safecracker (he lost the title in 1988 to a colleague from Cleveland). In 1982, he opened Thomas Edison's safe, which had been housed in the Edison National Historic Site, unopened, for at least 27 years. In 1976, he opened a safe, made in the mid-19th century, that had been shut since 1903 in a bank in Somers, N.Y.

Mr. Schillizzi Advice on safes is still very viable. His son Roger has taken over for his dad and is still giving advice and security tips. He can be reached at http://allsecurity.tv

Sal Schillizzi was also an actor of some note. He appeared in two films, Waitress! (1982) and Three Days of the Condor (1975).

Dana L. French
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Dana L. French (1958 - ) is a prominent U.S. computer scientist working in the fields of business continuity, disaster recovery, and high availability. He has designed and written numerous software packages to automate the processes of disaster recovery and high availability. He is most noted for his approach to system administration as an automated process, rather than an interactive one. His work as a programmer and system administrator has influenced the design and implementation of Unix systems in organizations all over the world and is the source of the commonly used phrase "enterprise wide unique". His business function approach to system administration has caused a global shift in the way Unix system administrators perform their work.

He operates several companies that specilize in providing business continuity services to large world wide organizations. These companies provide services that include consulting, disaster recovery facilities, application and business function hosting.

French is well known in the Unix community for his advanced shell programming skills and is a noted advocate of Korn Shell programming. He provides source code for most of his programming work on-line free of charge. One of his most well known shell libraries is "shell curses", which is a shell script implementation of the "C" language "Curses" library. Another is "kshSQL" which is a Korn Shell implementation of a complete SQL database system. French is also the author of "shunix", which is a project to implement all of the GNU Unix utilities entirely in shell script code.

French is also well known as providing a MicroEMACS binary executable repository for a very wide variety of operating systems. MicroEMACS is a widely used programmers text editor. Linus Torvalds, the developer of linux, is a notable MicroEMACS user, and is known to frequent this site. French has provided continuous access to this repository since 1995.

French currently works as a business continuity consultant, and teaches courses in disaster recovery planning and Korn Shell programming. He is an author and publishes articles on these topics regularly.

Archie Simon
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Slobodan Pajic
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Slobodan Pajic is an artist using new media in original ways. Inspired by the formal beauty of abstract, natural phenomena, Slobodan Pajic employs chance techniques at the limits of technology and translates the forms he thus creates into videos, photos, films, objects and installations. Pajic follows progress in physics and adopts the latest technology in a quest for new forms, new materials and new techniques.

BIOGRAPHY Born August 16, 1943, Slobodan Pajic arrived in Paris in 1966 to study art history at the Sorbonne, but was soon prompted to reorient himself to his own painting. He lives and works in Paris and has become a French citizen.

During the 70s, his abstract, geometrical art brought him success, but his passion for new media, as “new supports” for creation, soon won out. One of his first solo shows was the organization of space with laser light at the American Center in Paris. As soon as 1/2 inch video equipment was available, Pajic began to work on a series of short videos unlike anything which has ever been done : Exploiting the incapacity of the video scanning pattern to register isolated instants in their entirety, Pajic introduced abrupt changes by breaking reflective surfaces before the camera.

The new Pompidou Center in Paris lent their post-production facilities for a compilation of these short films and provided one of the first showings. The positive reaction of critics prompted the Musée national d’Art moderne to commission Pajic to produce the first artist’s video in their new, two-inch video studios. Untitled 77 : Passage From Closed To Open Space, an abstract film in saturated color, continues to occupy a unique position in the history of video art.

In 1980, Pajic settled into a new studio in Paris and began a series of installation pieces employing video screens and projections.

An Image Reflector consists of a mirrored video screen on the wall, before which is placed a video monitor with an abstract, repetitive film, accompanied by an electronic signal. As the spectator approaches the screen to see the film, his or her own reflection becomes part of the experience.

The Image Captors are typically composed of a large video screen on a wall, before which is placed a projector on a plexiglas pedestal. The screen is prepared with a mixture of phosphorescent materials which capture the projection and restitute it in the dark, only to be replaced by another. The image fades slowly, in the same way as an impression in short-term memory.

In 1996, the French National Museum of Modern Art commissioned an installation from this series. The result, a large multi-screen installation Mémoires the was presented in the exhibition Made In France. To the sound of a rocket-launcher called “Stalin’s Organ”, images of war on 16 mm film in decomposed motion imprinted a prepared video screen, then abruptly disappeared, leaving the after image to slowly fade in silence. On the other side of the room, 4 projections of fixed images of combats and refugees appeared in violent bursts and disappeared into darkness. The piece was an altogether moving indictment of war and aggression.

In the early 80s Pajic began a series of pictorial works based on the inability of laser light to pass through certain distortions of material. Creating his own filters, he produced abstract, chance patterns, which he then transformed into arresting pictorial works. A series of installations, in which laser patterns slowly evolve in space, followed.

At the end of the 90s, he started work on a series of Electrophotograms of vegetable matter. Based on the Tesla effect, popularly known as “Kirlian photography”, the images are composed of minute points of light. The use of computer technology restores to the image all its brilliance and complexity.

JimJamYAHA
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JimJamYAHA is a fictional marshal art formed by the combination of Kung-Fu, Ju-Jitsu, Tai-Chi and Yogic Meditation. It is based on the premise of combat without contact with the wording of the phrase and hand movements providing differeing levels of effect (see http://www.rottentrolls.co.uk/jimjam.ra).

The technique was first shown on the cult yorkshire TV programme Roger and the Rottentrolls, but has since been widely adopted by fans.

Robber Language
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Redirect to Rövarspråket

The Theory of Sponges
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Haiwalkons theory of sponges states that on the Earth's surface, sponges are volitile. This was proved incorrect in 1984 by an Icelandic Scentist called Thrustmaster. His ideas were that sponges were gay, and regularly raped young, vunerable children in the bath. His theories were popular at the time because he was rich, and well repected. Earning him a rightful place in society, and followers. After 20 years of touch research; in 2004, Harold Scholes and Jake Wood introduced a new theory, called the Theory of Pipe Clay Triangles, which disproved Thrustmasters ideas. Their theory states that there are 650 gazillion Venezuelen trench duelling mooses on the Earth, and you are within a centimetre of one everywhere you go. This defies Thrustmaster's theory of gay sponges, as it shows that mooses are not proportional to sponges. The equation of Pipe Clay Triangles goes like this:

Koala Bear2 = (ΔSponge) ÷ (7 + Jockstrap)

(Answer in Metres)

Koala Bear x Armadillo = Koala Bear2

and

Koala Bear x Armadillo = (Compass ÷ Norwegian Mine Shaft2) x Semen of righteous mammel

Even though; (Compass ÷ Norwegian Mine Shaft2) x Semen of righteous mammel does not equal (ΔSponge) ÷ (7 + Jockstrap)

It is proved correct because sponge acts as a catalyst.

We can now confirm that that  Freight train x stuffed mongoose = Rastrick Hgh School

These ideas were not accepted at first because they contridicted Mendel and Charles Darwin's Theories, but because a mongoose has mircopenis, but with a 30 tonne bellend, the theory was eventually accepted.

Reality is a Commodity
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On January 29, 2007, on Stephen Colbert's Comedy Central show, "The Colbert Report" he encouraged his fans to change the Wikipedia article on reality to say "Reality has become a commodity", saying that the first person to do so would receive five dollars from him.

Immediately following this statement, a torrent of viewers flooded the article, changing it to say nothing but "Reality is a Commodity" for 5 minutes. The entry has since been blocked to avoid further tampering.

This isn't the first time that Stephen Colbert has urged his fans to change a Wikipedia article. In an earlier episode, he asked that the article on elephants be changed to state that the number of African Elphants had tripled in the last six months, therefore insinuating that they are not in fact, going extinct.

He explained his gesture by saying this:

You see, any user can change any entry, and if enough other users agree with them, it becomes true. ... If only the entire body of human knowledge worked this way. And it can, thanks to tonight's word: Wikiality. Now, folks, I'm no fan of reality, and I'm no fan of encyclopedias. I've said it before. Who is Britannica to tell me that George Washington had slaves? If I want to say he didn't, that's my right. And now, thanks to Wikipedia, it's also a fact. We should apply these principles to all information. All we need to do is convince a majority of people that some factoid is true. ... What we're doing is bringing democracy to knowledge

Kurt Grundman
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Kurt Grundman is the #4 best parallel parker in the United States of America. He has been #4 for the last 2 years. He previously was the 2nd best parallel parker in the United States but was recently passed by Mark 'Booster Seat' Seiler and Micah 'Range with the Range' Bycel. Grundman has repeadetly tried to discount both Seiler and Bycel by saying they use 'performance enhancing techniques.' According to reports, Bycel doesn't even drive a car. "All I know is that I am the best" boast Grundman, who also claims he is in the top 5 of nearly everything that is rank-able.

Grundman is coming out with a book, due out in 2008, called "Packers- The Grundman Story"